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“We are almost in a time beyond jokes, beyond satire. When the Trump era is called the 'post-truth' period, then this is the greatest joke of all, albeit quite depressing.”

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Work hard, save and live within your means.

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There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.

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I don't think any comic could say there isn't a bit of them that doesn't want to show off.

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