Jokes Quote by Bill Griffith Download Open image “I always thought of Levittown as a joke.” — Bill Griffith ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes
In large Victorian houses with many rooms and heavy doors, the occupants could be mysterious and exciting to one another in a way that… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
I joke about it being a millstone, but it never hurts to have a name that sticks out. — Zephyr Teachout Copy Share Image
I have always gravitated toward levity and my parents; I'm sure they have a VHS tape of me when I'm making jokes and trying… — Natasha Rothwell Copy Share Image
I would like, with the sun shining through the window on a crisp early-autumnal mid-morning, with a sufficiency of Monster Cappucino flowing in my… — Robert Fripp Copy Share Image
I rejected the word humorist for a long time because I thought that it meant you had, like, a cardigan sweater with patches on… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
In addition, Master Twinkle seems convinced that someone is denying him a pair of stripey trousers. — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
God, in a dream, talked to me, and he gave me that name. I'm like, 'you know what God? That is a funny name!… — Nick Young Copy Share Image
I guess if you take yourself seriously as an artist there starts either the problem or the beauty of doing good artwork. — Bill Griffith Copy Share Image
Everybody that loves Nancy loves it in a slightly condescending way. Nancy is comics reduced to their most elemental level. — Bill Griffith Copy Share Image
Well, I've done a lot of strips since I've been here about Zippy and me being in Connecticut. — Bill Griffith Copy Share Image
The down side of Americans being obsessed with pop culture is that they kind of like it light. — Bill Griffith Copy Share Image
Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it's an adult using a kid's… — Bill Griffith Copy Share Image
Unfortunately what came out of it was also kind of an imitation community with a lot of mindless conformity. — Bill Griffith Copy Share Image
Mike Judge, who I've become friends with over the years never took himself seriously as an artist. — Bill Griffith Copy Share Image
What I do is draw but if you make an animated feature obviously it takes a whole team of people, and Zippy is my… — Bill Griffith Copy Share Image
Then I abandoned comics for fine art because I had some romantic vision of being like Vincent Van Gogh Jr. — Bill Griffith Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
