I suppose we all have our recollections of our earlier holidays, all bristling with horror. — Flann O'Brien Copy Share Image
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“Wise men don't feel companionless when they are not in the company of their egos.” — Delian Zahariev Copy Share Image
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
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You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Epitaph on a scolding wife by her husband: Here my poor Bridget's corpse doth lie, she is at rest - and so… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
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“Many if not most slaves would have each readily jumped, and many if not most slaves would each readily jump, at the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“But I regret to inform you that you are probably not dying' 'As you will.' I take a swig from the bottle… — Janet Mullany Copy Share Image
Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. . . Small, large, round, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings, extra cheese. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
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