Netflix did it right and focused on all the things that have replaced the dumb, raw numbers of the Nielsen world -… — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
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There's a hidden Goth in me: I have a dark sense of humour; I have a dark sense of fashion. — Sonali Bendre Copy Share Image
I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
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I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“She should've interviewed Snape," said Harry grimly. "He'd give her the goods on me any day. "Potter has been crossing lines ever… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“But that's how it goes; you think you're on top of the world, and suddenly they spring Armageddon on you.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
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“Homeowners' Association: the means whereby people who own homes are able to transfer their rights to the neighborhood control freaks.” — Ron Brackin Copy Share Image
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
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