“He made a careful rehearsal of some of their bits of talk--why had she said this? what had she meant by that?… — Henry Blake Fuller Copy Share Image
“You don't have to be religious to hear God, you just have to be willing, and there's a big difference between the… — Karyn Rae Copy Share Image
“Abe held my gaze a bit longer and then broke into an easy smile. ʺOf course, of course. This is a family… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“See, there's this place called an Apple Store and I qwnr rhwew, picked one out. They didn't have any stock.' He paused… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
The only thing darker than 'Overboard' is 'Micki & Maude,' the bigamy comedy from 1984. — Mark Duplass Copy Share Image
Josh Radnor is that rare thing: a writer-director who thinks like an actor but still knows how to create a comedy with… — Owen Gleiberman Copy Share Image
“She inched closer to him. "I intrigue you?" "You know you do," he replied boldly, his eyes burning into hers. Wow-things were… — Julie James Copy Share Image
It took getting on TikTok and people having the opportunity to see my comedy to realize like oh, there's actually a lot… — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
I was doing stand up comedy when I was 11, that's how I got started; not because I wanted to do comedy,… — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
“You bet against your own son?” “Just like you, the boy doesn’t pay attention. And seeing that she’s just like her mother,… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial… — Heather Chapple Copy Share Image
“Why would you go on a pirate dinner cruise?” He had to know. Her jaw dropped. “Are you kidding me? Why wouldn’t… — Elle Rush Copy Share Image
“The fact that I'm sitting here in the chilly leaves imagining ways to get rid of the boy I loved so much… — Amy Garvey Copy Share Image
I love Andre 3000 from OutKast. I think we'd complement each other, but I'm hoping he's got a good sense of humour. — Paloma Faith Copy Share Image
“Why aren’t the thinks I’m thinking getting thunk on the page any faster?!? (from Stop Lying: Writing Is Hard on ChristopherLehman.com)” — Christopher Lehman Copy Share Image
“It’s normal.” Doc grinned. “The mating ritual of all animals. The males fight for dominance over their females. Human males have lost… — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
On a crowded bus in Israel, a mother was speaking to her son in Yiddish. An Israeli woman reprimanded her. "You should… — Kirk Douglas Copy Share Image
“Women, in general, are less visually aroused than men, a trait that has nearly cut the market for pornography in half.” — David Brooks Copy Share Image
“Not much more than a broke disgrace who's hooked on tonics, so excuse him if his poker face has puke on it.” — Hannibal Lecture Copy Share Image
As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
The cleverest character in comedy is the clown, for he who would make people take him for a fool, must not be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
