Just trying to tell the truth about, you know, the struggle of - being alive is funny, it's just inherently tragic and… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
“They hadn't read as many stories as Malicia, and were rather more attached to the experience of real life, which is that… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
There's this whole post-modern, nuevo beatnik, retro-bohemian thing going on, you know what I mean? You walk into some coffee shops, and… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
There's a comedian, Paul Reiser, very funny. I remember reading his book when I first started comedy and I remember laughing like… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
“Mystics love to make things as obscure as possible, I've learned, and never use a sentence when a paragraph of riddles will… — William Dietrich Copy Share Image
I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor. — William Gilmore Simms Copy Share Image
I had been writing and performing stand-up comedy pretty much the entire time I worked at Google. — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like,… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“Now, Mr. Antonio. I understand that there are people who are close to you who want me dead.” “No, mija. They don’t… — Rumi Antoinette Copy Share Image
Comedy is drama. I think that if your characters are feeling something that is very real, then they have to respond in… — Jason Robert Brown Copy Share Image
“She didn't actually say I couldn't look. 'Don't look!' she cautions, as if she read my mind.” — Annie Kaufman Copy Share Image
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
When you see 'MHN,' you will see that the film is based on relationships which are serious, but there is a sense… — Sushmita Sen Copy Share Image
I loved 'Weekend,' and it meant a lot to me when I saw it in the movie theater. I think 'Looking' feels… — Jonathan Groff Copy Share Image
“No matter how grouchy you're feeling, you'll find the smile more or less healing. It grows in a wreath all around the… — Anthony Euwer Copy Share Image
Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
“... an artist should paint from the heart, and not always what people expect. Predictability often leads to the dullest work, in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“When I came here as a child, he would always remove the bullets as soon as he walked in the door. I… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
Doing a book signing tomorrow at Barnes & Noble. Bring your own book...I haven't written one yet. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
