“People never like to talk about their slower relatives. I got a cousin, twice removed, got webs between his toes, ain't said… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“To modernize their sleeping habits, [Peter the Great] declared, 'Ladies and gentlemen of the court caught sleeping with their boots on will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I know what you're thinking. ‘How the hell does this broke ass piece of trailer trash know words like caveat,’ right? Well… — Isobel Irons Copy Share Image
I very much had wanted to do a picture with more humor than what I had been allowed to do earlier, which… — Curtis Hanson Copy Share Image
I kind of want to be in a comedy movie, or maybe something like 'Star Wars.' — Jacob Tremblay Copy Share Image
“There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things.… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Life, on Hardcore mode, she thought with a twinge of bleak humor. No do-overs. No save files. Harper” — Annie Bellet Copy Share Image
“Anyway, my writer gang: they kind of did their comedy apprenticeship with me and, during that period, when they were young and… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
“Look at you—instead of being dressed for success, you’re dressed to depress.” — Mardi Ballou Copy Share Image
“I do not go to church. I don’t go to Christian church or Jew church or any other church. I don’t go… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
“…he’d assumed their relationship would go on forever. It was going on now, but in another way, like the rearrangement of the… — Graham Spaid Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the… — Jen Campbell Copy Share Image
The more trouble you get a man into, the more comedy you get out of him. — Harold Lloyd Copy Share Image
“¿Cuál es el mejor estado del mundo?: Estar dos unidos. Translation. This phrase means: "What is the best state of the world?:… — Miguel Ángel Sáez Gutiérrez Copy Share Image
“Listen, Harr,y can I have a go on it? Can I?" "I don't think anyone should ride that broom just yet!" said… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I went from an unemployed actor's life to doing stand-up comedy, and that was fortuitous. It's not the usual way the crow… — Catherine Tate Copy Share Image
“I do not need to analyze my life, no way! Of course it’s not perfect, but it is at least satisfying! Yes,… — Sara Anzellotti Copy Share Image
“Am I bothered? Am I bothered though. I ain't doing nothing cause I ain't bothered.” — Catherine Tate Copy Share Image
Figuring out a way to use humor to deal with important issues I think is very important. Laughter is a great diffuser. — Colton Dunn Copy Share Image
“A good wife would have sorted him out and put him on the right road..." There comes that right road again. I… — Jean Stubbs Copy Share Image
