Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Dear Google: They are only using you to get to me! Sincerely Wikipedia” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Humor Internet Jokes
Stop using Google to know your self for it is using you to make others know you. — Wills Jojo Copy Share Image
Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says 'Trust me, you dont want to know.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says trust me, you don't want to know. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Google has you at a very specific mental state that is, looking for something. And what they've always been able to say is, we… — Tim Wu Copy Share Image
We try to, when you come to Google, fulfill that need that you have as quickly as possible. — Larry Page Copy Share Image
No-one likes to be used, but realize that they can't use you unless YOU'RE giving them something to use. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
Google understood that if you're just a search engine, people assume you're a very, very good search engine. — Rory Sutherland Copy Share Image
Google actually relies on our users to help with our marketing. We have a very high percentage of our users who often tell others… — Sergey Brin Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
