“Why do you think, A.J.," they say in unison, "that you find these boys so attractive?" I didn't say that this fiery… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
“She haunted the makeup department until she was bored, then took a look around home furnishings. She wasn't ever going to get… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I've often said that the seventh paramita should be a sense of humor, so we don't take ourselves too seriously. — Tenzin Palmo Copy Share Image
My passion is more specific, in the sense that I've always liked doing comedy. I've always liked doing music. I like acting.… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I get stage fright with short stories. For me it feels like standup comedy: kill or die. I'm more confident when I… — Sefi Atta Copy Share Image
Feminist humor raises consciousness. And the reason it's funny is because it stands something on its head. Goodness knows you've got to… — Eleanor Smeal Copy Share Image
TV has eaten up everything else, and Warhol films are all that are left, which is fabulous. Pork could become the next… — David Bowie Copy Share Image
“In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Darwin was a dreamer, I can assure you. No evolution or anything of the sort. For every one who can reason, I… — Carlos Ruiz Zafón Copy Share Image
“You wanna know how to make God laugh?" he said. "Tell him your plans." (God-shaped Hole)” — Tiffany Debartolo Copy Share Image
“Fucking Hallmark never wrote anything for how I felt then. When Metallica and the rest of the metal community pitched in to… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
“Like most seasoned phonies, I roundly suspect that everyone is as disingenuous as I am.” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Now, paper and pencils," said Miss Marcy, clapping her hands. Writing paper is scarce in this house, and I had no intention… — Dodie Smith Copy Share Image
I think comedy because of the Internet it has a bigger audience, a bigger fan base. It has fans that understand comedy… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
“Well, I don't know, Lina. But let's just say I've met a lot of dead people.” — Ruta Sepetys Copy Share Image
Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked away? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yes, I’ve seen that ad. She’s a real beauty.” “Her name is Kelli Ivarsson, and she is even more impressive in person,… — Mark Nolan Copy Share Image
“If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly.” — Sandra Byrd Copy Share Image
One of the things that we love most about our comedy [ American Reunion] is that it goes all-out. — Jon Hurwitz Copy Share Image
