“Try to think about more important things,' he said. 'Think about your soul, your character. Think about the freezer. It's a solid… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
“The great thing about the Internet isn't that you can reconnect with old friends or stay up to date with developing world… — David C Holley Copy Share Image
As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them. — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I consider myself a disciple of Norman Lear. And one of the things he did was topic-driven humor. — Kenya Barris Copy Share Image
“Not my finest hour," he says, shaking his head. "You realize you did it for no reason," I say. I tell him… — Heather Hepler Copy Share Image
I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“Come on, Fishlegs,” whispered Camicazi, whistling happily. “You know we have to do this. Besides, I feel like a bit of exercise.… — Cressida Cowell Copy Share Image
“The shark's just a shark, right? No one calls it Jaws. It doesn't call itself Jaws. The film is called Jaws, the… — jonathan trigell Copy Share Image
“Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold Copy Share Image
“As I got closer to the fence, I held my shirt over my nose to block the smell. One stallion waded through… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.” — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“It was like when a midde-aged woman, happily married, found out that her favorite movie star was gay. It broke her heart… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
They say that love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug? — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Epcot Center also features pavilions built by various foreign nations, where you can experience an extremely realistic simulation of what life in… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
“She hit us,” the woman shrieked. That was the gist of it anyway. There were a lot of unladylike words that began… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
I've always navigated my way around the comedy writing rooms because I didn't want to cater to this side and that side;… — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a… — Vance Bourjaily Copy Share Image
“I continued toward Atlanta with a Merle Haggard C.D. playing on the stereo. They weren't great hosts, but those guys in The… — Ian McClellan Copy Share Image
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Especially in the world of comedy, it feels like you have to be proactive, in terms of pitching and trying to sell… — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
