“Charley's "FOR THE LOVE OF": “Oh,FOR THE LOVE OF gravy” “Just be honest with me, FOR THE LOVE OF applesauce, Gemma.” “But… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The first time I came to the Comedy Festival some nutcase shot a bunch of people in Tasmania. I thought, 'Oh, that's… — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“If you drive down there," I said, "he'll just escape the other way. That's what he's counting on. You have to walk… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
It's impossible to write about Native life without humor-that's how people maintain sanity. — Louise Erdrich Copy Share Image
“I don't wanna be the joker who makes eyes full of tears in the end” — Ags Orachimaruu Copy Share Image
There is a strange sort of reasoning in Hollywood that musicals are less worthy of Academy consideration than dramas. It's a form… — Gene Kelly Copy Share Image
“Gabe realized he was standing there alone, with a goofy smile on his face. Limping inside, he closed the door behind him,… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine. — David Cross Copy Share Image
“...the Puritans compressed whatever mirth and public joy they deemed allowable to human infirmity; thereby so far dispelling the customary cloud, that,… — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
“I remember that story. You have read it four times." Samson shrugged. "Why should I stop with the first reading? Nobody says,… — Karen A. Wyle Copy Share Image
And dilettantism is a humorous way to survive. Everybody understands you for it and everybody hates you for it. And not everybody… — Francesco Clemente Copy Share Image
“She paused and the looked at Decebel 'except you. You might as well put on a tuu, a tiara, and carry a… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“At the end of human; life losses is equal to life gain life earned is equal to life learned and life pain… — O.O Michael Copy Share Image
“Look at the first arch in a human and a shark, and you find a very similar state of affairs: jaws.” — Neil Shubin Copy Share Image
“I saved you,” Andersen said at last, slowly but firmly, like Pat was an idiot child who had to be reminded of… — Alex Gabriel Copy Share Image
“If I'm going down, I'm taking it with me. M.A.D., bitch. I'm up for Mutually Assured Destruction - if that's what it… — T.L. Huchu Copy Share Image
“Besides increasing energy and enhancing the immune system, laughter diminishes pain, improves focus, reignites hope, restores connections, enhances relationships, relieves tension, relaxes… — Rashid Buttar Copy Share Image
So my mum bought a jacuzzi, and I was in there along with my father and my sister, when my mother decided… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
“Hi's nose was pressed to his window. “I've changed my mind, Tory. This is the perfect place to hold someone prisoner. I'm… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
“When slow songs do play, people joke that you should be able to fit "the standard works" between you and your partner.… — Elna Baker Copy Share Image
“Why would I want to get depressed by watching TV? I could do that just by stepping on the scale every morning.” — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
'Zorn' goes to some pretty ridiculous places, but the real comedy is coming from these little observations about life that are not… — Phil Lord Copy Share Image
“And fair warning, as part of my tortured-soul thing I have to start being mean to you. Apparently that will make me… — Cale Dietrich Copy Share Image
