There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
You never really know someone until you play UNO with them, and the asshole hits you with a 'Draw 4.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I'm a fun-loving guy. We are basically from Amritsar and ours is a chilled-out family. I think I have got my humour… — Kapil Sharma Copy Share Image
“I can still feel my legs, thanks for asking. My back’s not even hurt that badly. Only as though I was just… — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
“So, with Elena, she put gum in my hair on purpose while I was sleeping, and the next morning I was, like,… — John Green Copy Share Image
Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. Going up with an idea and fleshing… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“I could feel the heat rising in my cheeks. 'We spent one night together.' 'You had sex then?' 'No we crocheted a… — Ashley Jeffery Copy Share Image
The real story of Netflix is complicated: an epic tale full of struggle, disappointment, drama, humor, and achievement. — Marc Randolph Copy Share Image
My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time… — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
Humor is basically a cognitive process. And it's a creative process not only on the part of the cartoonist but on the… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
'Ralph's Party' was a romantic comedy, and at the end of it, the two main characters, Ralph and Jen, kiss for the… — Lisa Jewell Copy Share Image
My childhood was great because my family has an amazing sense of humor, and it was just all making videos and jokes… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
“The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Thirdly, the explorationists are willing to only move equipment during the winter, which means they'll be on ice roads, and remove the… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“I don’t see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter.” — Robyn Schneider Copy Share Image
“Now, there is a tendency at a point like this to look over one’s shoulder at the cover artist and start going… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
