“On the outside, I 'm a husband and a father to three sons. I end to keep quiet and stay to myself.… — Ron Chapman Copy Share Image
“I didn’t like churches – I never had. They were creepy places. Eerie. I always felt like I was being watched by… — Nicola Haken Copy Share Image
To me comedy is like being a magician, once they know the rabbit is coming out of the hat they won't care. — John Bishop Copy Share Image
When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a… — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm a witty person. To me, a witty person is a funny person who is also a smart person.… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.” — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
So many comedy shows came and went but it was 'The Kapil Sharma' Show that excelled. — Upasana Singh Copy Share Image
I wrote a play at drama school, which was a dark comedy - people laughed and cried. And then my script of… — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
“Of course, I must say that I don't think America is God's gift to anybody--if it is, God's days have got to… — James Baldwin Copy Share Image
In the 'Hurt Locker' there's a lot of me in there, a sense of humor, a man of few words and a… — Jeremy Renner Copy Share Image
“The back door popped open, and Claire, fairy wings all a-flutter, pulled Miranda inside. It was like a military operation, only with… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“He cracked his crooked smile that made all women swoon except the ones who wanted to slap him. Faye was a fence-sitter… — Sarah Scheele Copy Share Image
“Want to talk about it?" I asked gently. He smirked at me. "I appreciate the offer, but I'm a guy. We don't… — Lani Woodland Copy Share Image
“I am too old a soldier to believe that. Hoster will be chiding me about the Redwyne girl even as we light… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“If she’d spun on her heel and left the room, Jack would have laughed at her retreat. And if she’d stayed, staring… — Lorraine Heath Copy Share Image
“Pete?" I say, my voice crackling. "Please don't die." Pete gives me a dazzling smile and bows. "To die will be an… — Wendy Spinale Copy Share Image
“There was one field in which man was unsurpassed; he showed unlimited ingenuity in devising bigger and more efficient ways to kill… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“About time you woke up, lazy." Cinder glanced over her shoulder to see Thorne in the doorway. Cress and Jacin filled in… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
“He is not a man wedded to action, Boleyn, but rather a man who stands by, smirking and stroking his beard; he… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
I think comedy drama is a tricky one. But it's like in real life: often really tense, dramatic situations can be punctuated… — Ruth Jones Copy Share Image
“I’ll be back as quick as I can,” I said awkwardly. “Sure.” “Stay cool.” “Don’t worry, I’m not going to punch anybody.”… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“You don’t know me.” “I know you’re not used to people telling you no.” “Never more than once.” — Shawn Wickersheim Copy Share Image
