“Nay, 'twill be this hour ere I have done weeping. All the kind of the Launces have this very fault. I have… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“You gotta love an old-fashioned word like "quarrelsome." Today she'd just be a bitch.” — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
I love Sell Out, I think it's great. I love the jingles. The whole thing as an album is a wonderful piece… — Roger Daltrey Copy Share Image
“Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. It is correct to say that humor was stamped… — Ludwig Wittgenstein Copy Share Image
When I get emotional about something, that's usually when funny comes. — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
Comedy is not good for anything, really. Apart from being one of the only things that makes life worth living. — Jesse Armstrong Copy Share Image
“Rising up, I kissed Daemon's cheek. "No one trusts him, but you can't threaten him every five seconds." "Yes, I can.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor. — Eric Sevareid Copy Share Image
“The more you read, the better you get at it; the better you get at it, the more you like it; and… — Jim Trelease Copy Share Image
I think laughter is crucial. Some of the original cultures, like the Dalit and the Native American, don't separate laughter and seriousness. — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
I think everything needs to be played real, for reality's sake, for truth. And that is the drama and the comedy. When… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
“For God sake, quirky isn't something you date; it's something you make fun of until it totally loses it, runs to its… — Drew Ferguson Copy Share Image
“And, after all, what is a fashion? From the artistic point of view, it is usually a form of ugliness so intolerable… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Comedy is a comfortable yet challenging place for me. I will always feel an inner pressure to do my best and to… — Eddie McClintock Copy Share Image
In every instance when my administration sees a responsibility to help people, we will look first to faith-based institutions, to charities and… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Runach didn't consider himself particularly dull, but he had to admit he was baffled. "Then what now?" "What do you mean, what… — Lynn Kurland Copy Share Image
I'm a Jewish son of Russian-Hungarian heritage parents. Humor was very important. My whole goal was to make my parents laugh. And… — Jeffrey Tambor Copy Share Image
“I don't know it is that I always feel that other people can create things but that I can't. I imagine it's… — Clarissa Dickson Wright Johnny Scott Copy Share Image
