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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. — Oscar Levant Copy Share Image
I wanted to do comedy, but I didn't grow up wanting to be a standup. — Lolly Adefope Copy Share Image
Everyone says comedy is really hard, but with 'The Office' the naturalism was everything so it didn't feel like doing comedy; it… — Ralph Ineson Copy Share Image
My inspiration to do comedy came from many places. Saturday mornings, I would watch Bob Hope and Jerry Lewis movies. I later… — Erik Griffin Copy Share Image
Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“We journalists love writing about eccentrics. We hate writing about impenetrable, boring people. It makes us look bad: the duller the interviewee,… — Jon Ronson Copy Share Image
“If you learn to laugh at yourself, you'll be entertained for a lifetime.” — Lee McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.” — Martin Mull Copy Share Image
“Kishan stretched out his hand and touched and earring lightly. His rakish pirate about-to-make-off-with-your-woman-and-what-do-you-think-you're-gonna-do-about-it look melted away to a soft smile that… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“My ears are too beeg for my head. My head ees too beeg for my body. I am not a Siamese cat… — Judy Schachner Copy Share Image
I don't feel those limits when I'm on stage. For some reason, audiences let me get away with things. Remember, it's all… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
People are funny. They often don't mean to be, and that's what makes it even more endearing. — Jennifer Lee Copy Share Image
My mother was very wary at first. And now she's come around 180 degrees. She's, like, one of my biggest fans now.… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
“Dave put a lot of thought into picking out the books his dad would like least.” — Theric Jepson Copy Share Image
