Funeral Quote by J. Lincoln Fenn Download Open image ““I never saw a dollar bill cry at anyone's funeral.”” — J. Lincoln Fenn ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funeral Funerals Horror Humor
“I never cried in front of anyone and never laughed behind anyone.” — P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar Copy Share Image
“A one dollar bill, though it weighs less than 99 pennies, is psychologically heavier.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Honey, You ain't a hundred dollar bill, not everyone is going to like you.” — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“Sometimes life leaves a hundred-dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later it's because it fucked you.” — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
“No more weeping. I've seen enough tears from you to last a lifetime. And I'm not worth a single one.” — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
“I paid my bill. Save your fucking pennies for a gun and a history book...” — Vanessa Veselka Copy Share Image
“Right now we’re both yard sales of emotions. A penny for pain. A dime for bitterness. A quarter for grief. A dollar for silence.” — Courtney C. Stevens Copy Share Image
“Two weeks. Everything you love, own, and cherish, can be gone, liquidated, and lost forever in two weeks. Give or take a day.” — J. Lincoln Fenn Copy Share Image
“Some people have children. I have books. Much more interesting and they never ask me for money.” — J. Lincoln Fenn Copy Share Image
“There is a cookie trail of all my interests lodged in some digital sphere which will one day consolidate the collected data of six… — J. Lincoln Fenn Copy Share Image
“I have watched enough cheesy detective television shows in my young life to know that when one is presented with an inexplicable mystery, the… — J. Lincoln Fenn Copy Share Image
“And a funeral, I found out, is like a wedding in reverse, with less time to plan.” — J. Lincoln Fenn Copy Share Image
“#lessonsfromscarymovies. And for crying out loud, if you're wearing heels TAKE THEM OFF, then run.” — J. Lincoln Fenn Copy Share Image
“Dearest friend, do you not see All that we perceive Only reflects and shadows forth What our eyes cannot see. Dearest friend, do you… — J. Lincoln Fenn Copy Share Image
“After the funeral, my life changed. I felt as if time were suddenly precious, water going down an open drain, and I could not… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when full and in fear that I will continue to eat unwanted food just because it's staring at me, I will place my… — Rachel Nichols Copy Share Image
“Well, they took the neck bones down from the Royal Oaks tree. Rest of the bones they separated from the chains on the ground.… — Sarah E Wright Copy Share Image
The most important thing I learned [...] was that when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive… — Gavin Extence Copy Share Image
“What about your funeral, eh?” She asks. “You mean the one that is never going to happen ever because I am going to gather… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
The Nobel is a ticket to one's own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it. — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
“I feel like I just went to my own funeral. and I didn’t like the eulogy” — Lane Pryce Copy Share Image
The only way to have a funeral is to invite everyone who ever knew the person and just wait for the accident to happen-somebody… — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
Much can they praise the trees so straight and high, The sailing pine,the cedar proud and tall, The vine-prop elm, the poplar never dry,… — Edmund Spenser Copy Share Image
Growing up, there were a lot of funerals that I attended, and the adults at the funerals went out of their way to make… — Bryan Fuller Copy Share Image
Funerals and weddings were commonplace, and nothing could have been so interesting to them as the coming of the end of the world ...… — Edward Eggleston Copy Share Image