According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
“For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing.” — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
“I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
“Sure we all enjoy movies, books and TV shows that portray people putting principles ahead PFB personal gain. But it might be time to… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
Love, sex, food, friendship, art, play, beauty and the simple pleasure of a cup of tea are all well and good, but never forget… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly. — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
I'm thinking of writing a children's story about a leaf on a tree who arrogantly insists he's a self-made, independent leaf. Then one day… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
I believe I've spent my life expecting people to behave in a certain way. I believe that when they didn't behave according to my… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did. — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
That's a discovery process. That's the terrifying and wonderful part about getting picked up to series. You get to develop the stories and talk… — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls... it's just stark terror. — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about. — Chuck Lorre Copy Share Image
