Welcome to facebook, where you can stalk your exes, freak out your frends, and go from normal to bi polor in 30 secounds! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Rebecca Black moment when you get on the bus & don't know which seat to take. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Looks like Facebook and myspace got divorced but Facebook got the all the kids :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl-ily...boy- baby spell it out it makes me smile harder :) girl- I'm leaving you boy- -_______- — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
It's so unfair when people yell in other languages and its like I don't wtf your saying, if yur gonna bitch at… — Syoung Copy Share Image
Me: Your face must turn a few heads. She: And your face must turn a few stomachs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When somebody calls you UGLY, here's what you have got to say: UGLY never starts with 'I' it always starts with 'U'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox... — Author Name Copy Share Image
Friend: Dude, that song is soo old. Me: So is your momm but you still listen to her. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
I can`t take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you`re coming to my room. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
COMMUNISM : You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Even if I had a refrigerator with glass doors; I would still stand there with the door open — Richie Copy Share Image
No matter how Poor you think you are., If you have A Family, you have Everything & Rich. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Women over 200 pounds with a visible thong should have to register as sex offenders. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A lot of women don't like to give blow jobs. On a related note: A lot of marriages fail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HARRY POTTER CONDOMS: In case you need an invisibility cloak for your wand while entering the chamber of secrets so you don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
