Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Facebook said I cant be in relationship with myself” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Lol One direction Relationship Relationships
Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people" — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Facebook is the only social network where by relationship can be ruined easily — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your relationship is so complicated that you have to specify it as such on Facebook, you should get off Facebook and fix it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If everytime you and significant other get back together and you have to update your relationship status on Facebook for the whole world to… — Brittany Young Copy Share Image
Relationship Killer... INSECURITY TRUST ISSUES FACEBOOK JEALOUSY LACK OF COMMUNICATIONS ASSUMPTIONS HOES — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook. Not everyone wants to see you happy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't really want to talk about relationships because it lets people into stuff. I'm not on Facebook for that reason. — Jodie Whittaker Copy Share Image
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 5 it should default to 'Unstable.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook should make it to where it says, 'Went from being in a relationship' to 'Problem solved.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
