Funny Quotes by Yogi Berra · Page 2

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

— Yogi Berra

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

— Yogi Berra

As a general comment on baseball:"90% of the game is half mental."

— Yogi Berra

He [Steve McQueen] must have made that before he died.

— Yogi Berra

On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."

— Yogi Berra

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name.

— Yogi Berra

When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.

— Yogi Berra

Ninety percent of this game is half mental.

— Yogi Berra

On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."

— Yogi Berra

He must have made that before he died.

— Yogi Berra

I don't mean to be funny.

— Yogi Berra

It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't.

— Yogi Berra

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.

— Yogi Berra

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

— Yogi Berra

Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

— Yogi Berra

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

— Yogi Berra

I didn't say the things I said.

— Yogi Berra

I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it.

— Yogi Berra

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you…

— Yogi Berra

If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

— Yogi Berra

Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

— Yogi Berra

Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.

— Yogi Berra

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

— Yogi Berra