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I didn't say the things I said.

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Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

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If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

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I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it.

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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

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Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.

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It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't.

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You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you…

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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

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A nickel ain't worth a dime.

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I never said most of the things I said.

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You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.

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Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.

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Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

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Swing at the strikes.

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“When you get to the fork in the road…take it!”

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I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five.

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Baseball player: "What time is it?" "You mean now?"

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In baseball, you don't know nothing.

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Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

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