Never ever get into fights with ugly people. They have literally and figuratively nothing to lose! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He who doesn't know anger doesn't know anything. He doesn't know the immediate. — Henri Michaux Copy Share Image
Life doesn't give me lemons anymore. Not after what happened last time. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
A girl who is really pretty - whether she wraps herself in an abayah, a nun's habit, or the front hall rug… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
We live in an age when pizza gets to your house before the police... but pizza is better than the cops — Drew Fonner Copy Share Image
Steven Spielberg is going to release a biopic about Abraham Lincoln next year. Right, that's a good way to honor Lincoln … — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
When your mother is mad and asks you, Do I look stupid? it's best not to answer her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
If you found yourself in a situation where you could either save a drowning man, or you could take a Pulitzer prize… — Paul Harvey Copy Share Image
I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Most kids: I like to drink and smoke weed. Me: When it's cold out I like to breathe heavily and pretend I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It will work out, somehow. That's a hell of a duo right there, Marbury, Crawford and Houston. — Carmelo Anthony Copy Share Image
I remember people saying: 'You look funny, your hair is so black, you have a flat nose,' but I didn't think of… — Sadie Jones Copy Share Image
