Funny Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 36

Woman can take unpredictable to a whole new level of psycho if you test them...

— Nikhil Saluja

My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.

— Nikhil Saluja

Men to the left because women are always right.

— Nikhil Saluja

The quickest way to get someones attention is to no longer want it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sex with a prostitute - Commercial union

— Nikhil Saluja

I have a simple taste.. I'm only satisfied with the best

— Nikhil Saluja

Never use wet wood in your fireplace. Always let weeping logs dry.

— Nikhil Saluja

I typed the word Google into Google. Guess what came up? Everything.

— Nikhil Saluja

Not to brag but I'm so good that I can make women scream before sex.

— Nikhil Saluja

If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, A sea of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses;

— Nikhil Saluja

Ladies don't be afraid to get naughty. Rock his world and leave him begging for more!

— Nikhil Saluja

If you convince me to make me think WHAT THE FUCK you instantly get a retweet.

— Nikhil Saluja

Some smoke after sex. Some sleep after sex. Others just cuddle. I remove traces of my DNA.

— Nikhil Saluja

Flew on Virgin airlines. Now called Airlines.

— Nikhil Saluja

A girl leaves you breathless after sex. The woman leaves you in a coma.

— Nikhil Saluja

''SYMPATHY''... You can get from Anybody -- But...!! ''JEALOUSY''... You have to Earn it....!!!!!!!

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is not so much finding the right person -- but being the right person;

— Nikhil Saluja

I would lick a pizza's pussy.

— Nikhil Saluja

WIFE, A woman who can spot a blond hair on her husband's coat from ten feet away but can never see a…

— Nikhil Saluja

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

— Nikhil Saluja

God : We are all pencils in the hand of God.

— Nikhil Saluja

Third party auditor is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

— Nikhil Saluja

Politician: Whoever shakes your hand before elections and your wallet after elections.

— Nikhil Saluja

Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.

— Nikhil Saluja