Funny Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 28

I'm entirely made of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

— Nikhil Saluja

My uncle is in a coma - he's living the dream.

— Nikhil Saluja

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Women are like coconuts. Sometimes you have to hit them really fucking hard before they will spread open.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when either party is good at taking orders

— Nikhil Saluja

Rhapsody: To enclose a can of Coke in festive paper

— Nikhil Saluja

Not to brag but its women who always say 'SORRY' to me Like this women in bar last night said: SORRY Asshole,…

— Nikhil Saluja

You are the Powerful person only when., your Presence can decrease or increase someones Heartbeat.!!!

— Nikhil Saluja

That little pissed off feeling you get when a girl calls you cute. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

— Nikhil Saluja

Alex Rodriguez never gets clutch hits in October, yet his fans insist on comparing him to Babe Ruth. So A-Rod tries to…

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The only adventure open to the cowardly;

— Nikhil Saluja

How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg* *Wiggle* *Wiggle* *Jump* *Jump* *Squat* *Stretch* Done......

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, Is really just being stupid together;

— Nikhil Saluja

How about this, you remove Funny/Model from your bio and let me be the judge of that.

— Nikhil Saluja

Oh you're the type of girl that uses your personality as birth control.

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is never so busy bringing home the bacon that he forgets the applesauce;

— Nikhil Saluja

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or…

— Nikhil Saluja

Personnely I think that conservatives & liberals should move towards the middle of the road. Makes it easier to run'em over.

— Nikhil Saluja

A backward poet writes inverse.

— Nikhil Saluja

Jacket: What you do to a car with a flat tire

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People usually say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Personally, I find it's in big boobs.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, Is a fan club with only two members;

— Nikhil Saluja

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

— Nikhil Saluja