Funny Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 18

Nothing is sadder than a guy who complains on Facebook about how shitty his sex life is.

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, Something which combines the two greatest powers on earth -- war and peace;

— Nikhil Saluja

Do. Not. Fuck. With. Fat. Girl.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, Is not a word, but a sentence;

— Nikhil Saluja

The blonde cowboy put glue on his six-shooters so he would always stick to his guns.

— Nikhil Saluja

These people are harassing me badly, they said they'll cut............ if I don't pay my phone bill on time.

— Nikhil Saluja

Last night I called this girl. SLUT in public & now she is charging me double for sex.

— Nikhil Saluja

When I am Not Working, I am Networking!

— Nikhil Saluja

My Ex-Wife was very hot. She died in burning car.

— Nikhil Saluja

Two things in life that are difficult to achieve: 1. To plant your idea in someone's head. 2. To plant someone's money…

— Nikhil Saluja

How we all always forget that there are more people helping the victims than those people creating the victims.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer.

— Nikhil Saluja

She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ladies, As long as you're good looking & decent in bed, you can act as crazy as you want. We men won't care.

— Nikhil Saluja

I already kept my next Ex on my Hit list .

— Nikhil Saluja

You might as well be happy. No one gives a fuck if you're sad anyway so stop complaining.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, A word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity;

— Nikhil Saluja

I always wish my pets could talk, but then I remember all the things I have said and done in front of…

— Nikhil Saluja

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

— Nikhil Saluja

The only thing a woman wants people saying behind her back is nice ass.

— Nikhil Saluja

Police should arrest people tweeting under the influence of stupidity.

— Nikhil Saluja

For the 5th time: I don't wanna come to your cat's birthday party Freak! My dog is getting married that day!

— Nikhil Saluja

Lost in words, hidden in lies, memories forgotten, silent goodbyes.

— Nikhil Saluja

Of course I'm eating a ciggarete. The sign says no smoking.

— Nikhil Saluja

A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.

— Nikhil Saluja