Funny Quotes by Nikhil Saluja · Page 16

I can Kill two stones. With one bird.

— Nikhil Saluja

Bounty Hunter: A seeker of paper towels.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, The process of finding out the kind of guy your wife would have preferred;

— Nikhil Saluja

Eunuch: What you do when the doorbell is out of order

— Nikhil Saluja

Studying fungus is a way to mold young minds

— Nikhil Saluja

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to…

— Nikhil Saluja

After miraculously surviving two heart surgeries, pneumonia and a mild stroke, at 82 my grandfather was no longer able to care for…

— Nikhil Saluja

LOVE, A situation which happens when you think almost as much of another as you do of yourself;

— Nikhil Saluja

Instagram: Because even ugly & fat girls wanna feel like models sometimes.

— Nikhil Saluja

Girl's Life Lesson 1: Crying confuses men. They get uncomfortable and will do anything to get it to stop. Take advantage.

— Nikhil Saluja

HUSBAND, A man who has one mistake in his existence -- and keeps learning from it all his life;

— Nikhil Saluja

82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

— Nikhil Saluja

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

— Nikhil Saluja

When everything fails, masturbate.

— Nikhil Saluja

Regarding the Boy Scouts, I'm very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook.

— Nikhil Saluja

The hospital lab is recruiting. They're looking for new blood.

— Nikhil Saluja

Not to brag but I just had 33.3% of a threesome.

— Nikhil Saluja

A girl gets in the mood quickly. The woman is always in the mood.

— Nikhil Saluja

Children : The child is God's gift to the family. Each child is created in the special image and likeness of God…

— Nikhil Saluja

When life gives me lemons, I'm like What's the catch? Because in this expensive world no one's just giving away free lemons.

— Nikhil Saluja

Vagina: tongue tested, boner approved.

— Nikhil Saluja

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece: Gently aging, but still a warmand desirable place to visit.

— Nikhil Saluja

PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: A contradiction in terms.

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is achieved when silence between two people is comfortable;

— Nikhil Saluja

Never let your Ladys mind wonder. its too little to be out on its own

— Nikhil Saluja