Instead of finding the right man, concentrate on becoming a right woman — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You cant put a price tag on love. But if you could, Id wait for it to go on sale. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, you know you have small boobs. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan.Somebody is going to be wrong. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I cant make it today, as I have a doctors appointment — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The past can haunt you, but so can ghosts. The future can be unpredictable, but so can the stock market. So the… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Newtons law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Single dudes, if you're in the bar/clubs and you're reading this you're are not getting laid tonight. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you Save a file and then realizing you have no idea where you just saved it. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 804 islands, 7 seas, 7 billion people and my heart still tells me it's you. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Females always say, you can't turn a hoe into a house wife, but steady be trying to turn a dog into a faithful man… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
My ex texted me saying, You can delete my number, I don't give a damn no more. I texted back saying, Who's this? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear you have always been doing well; if you will keep on going you will meet your destination. Good luck to you — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Has learned that sometimes it is just easier to agree with someone, than to argue a stupid point they think they have. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you can't see yourself marrying the person your with, why are you with them? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You tell me you love me, but Im not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
