If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
I think I hang out with some pretty witty people, but we're never that funny. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Fame is like a big eraser. It's strange, now that I'm famous. In my parents' opinion, all the shitty things - all the wreckage… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Occasionally I'll have a slip, and I might watch 'RuPaul's Drag Race' or something. But for the most part, I am out on the… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
I don't read or watch anything that has to do with Lindsay Lohan. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Don't hoo, hoo, hoo me. There's a fine line between hoo, hoo, hoo and hiel, hiel, hiel. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
People go, 'Oh, Trump must be good for comedy,' and I go, 'Ehhh.' — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Certainly, shows like 'Black Mirror' helped me. I should send them a fruit basket. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
When I get to make a movie, I really try to make it on my own terms. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
