I do live a very Hugh Beaumont existence. I'm up every morning, taking my kids to school and all that, which obviously… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
I had fame and wealth and things that are supposed to make you happy, but I wasn't happy, because there's no importance… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
The movies I make, I never see them as accurately portraying a life, but more like fables. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
All I do is I have this insulated life with my wife and my daughter and a couple of friends who I… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
I think, like, in real life, I'm actually quiet, and I mumble a lot. But that's not very lucrative. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
I'm making movies about people as flawed as myself and the viewers. So if you just have a reptilian brain and live… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
If Jimmy Kimmel didn't hire me, I wouldn't have the kind of career I have. And I don't know what kind of… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
If I was a young man, I might have bypassed the whole comedian-actor thing and just been a filmmaker. Then I'd probably… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
I'm always dealing with this sadness. I don't want to be Morrissey or anything, but it is a thing I deal with… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Fame is like a big eraser. It's strange, now that I'm famous. In my parents' opinion, all the shitty things - all the wreckage… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Occasionally I'll have a slip, and I might watch 'RuPaul's Drag Race' or something. But for the most part, I am out on the… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
I don't read or watch anything that has to do with Lindsay Lohan. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Don't hoo, hoo, hoo me. There's a fine line between hoo, hoo, hoo and hiel, hiel, hiel. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
People go, 'Oh, Trump must be good for comedy,' and I go, 'Ehhh.' — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Certainly, shows like 'Black Mirror' helped me. I should send them a fruit basket. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
When I get to make a movie, I really try to make it on my own terms. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
