People go, 'Oh, Trump must be good for comedy,' and I go, 'Ehhh.' — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
The bar for being shocking doesn't even exist anymore. What am I going to do to shock people? Seriously, try to get… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Every week, there's a different equivalent of Charlie Sheen having a breakdown. I knew about Kim Kardashian getting married - and then… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
People seem to think that I'm not aware of how people perceive me. But I'm the one that has to talk about… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
In fact, with Michael Jackson, I think those mourning people... They aren't even waking Michael, they're waking the Michael Jackson of '84.… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
At the same time most people were getting out of college, I was offered a buttload of cash to star in a… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
My daughter went to the school, and it's a very, very progressive and liberal school, and my commencement speech was telling the… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
I don't really pursue acting. I jokingly say that I retired right at the same time people stopped hiring me, but I… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
It's that weird need to make tragedy about us. When you look at 9/11, there's people who really died and family members… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
My approach to making movies is different than other people, because I just write a lot of screenplays. I'm constantly writing screenplays. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Kurt (Cobain) was a fan of my standup, which was pretty weird. I know when people hear that, it's kind of like… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Whenever people hear that Kurt Cobain was a fan of my standup, it's like hearing Jimi Hendrix loved Buddy Hackett or something. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
I think I hang out with some pretty witty people, but we're never that funny. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
I do think there are more people who would probably related to my movies and who aren't aware of them. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
When I first started directing, I could have chosen a more lucrative path, with sitcoms and things like that. But I knew… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
My heroes, growing up, were people like Andy Kaufman and Groucho Marx and people that very rarely drop the persona. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Fame is like a big eraser. It's strange, now that I'm famous. In my parents' opinion, all the shitty things - all the wreckage… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Occasionally I'll have a slip, and I might watch 'RuPaul's Drag Race' or something. But for the most part, I am out on the… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
I don't read or watch anything that has to do with Lindsay Lohan. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Don't hoo, hoo, hoo me. There's a fine line between hoo, hoo, hoo and hiel, hiel, hiel. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
People go, 'Oh, Trump must be good for comedy,' and I go, 'Ehhh.' — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Certainly, shows like 'Black Mirror' helped me. I should send them a fruit basket. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
When I get to make a movie, I really try to make it on my own terms. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
