I'm kind of a dummy. I make movies and not realize until afterwards, 'Oh, I'm the protagonist.' — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
I like stand-up. I've done it since I was a teenager, so it's kind of my first job and first kind of… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Kurt (Cobain) was a fan of my standup, which was pretty weird. I know when people hear that, it's kind of like… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
I'm always wondering, if Bigfoot's not real, then why does this creature show up in all these different cultures? I'm always fascinated… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
If Jimmy Kimmel didn't hire me, I wouldn't have the kind of career I have. And I don't know what kind of… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Fame is like a big eraser. It's strange, now that I'm famous. In my parents' opinion, all the shitty things - all the wreckage… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Occasionally I'll have a slip, and I might watch 'RuPaul's Drag Race' or something. But for the most part, I am out on the… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
I don't read or watch anything that has to do with Lindsay Lohan. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Don't hoo, hoo, hoo me. There's a fine line between hoo, hoo, hoo and hiel, hiel, hiel. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
People go, 'Oh, Trump must be good for comedy,' and I go, 'Ehhh.' — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
Certainly, shows like 'Black Mirror' helped me. I should send them a fruit basket. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn't get a job and I couldn't eat meat. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
When I get to make a movie, I really try to make it on my own terms. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
