That awkward moment when your dad thinks that every boy you talk to is your boyfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when Reading your best friend`s statusand thinking, Ha! I know exactly who that`s about! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, `Damn I am really so cute` and you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know what makes you so screwed up, but whatever it is, it works. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guy says: Hey wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, its too long. Girl says: Wanna hear a joke about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just tried to kill a bug with hairspray, it didn't die, but its hair looked fabulous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The next best thing to quitting my job is fantasizing about quitting my job. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why I wear thick socks: 1% To be warm. 1% To be comfortable. 98% To slide across floor like a freakin ninja! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One thing I've always wanted to do....slid down one the bowling alleylanes c: It seems like so much fun! c; — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's pretend there's nothing alarming about a tween fantasy movie causing cougars to fantasize about statutory rape. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's hope by next Columbus Day all Americans have better health care options than the crew of a 1492 second-hand cargo ship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont have any exs I have whys? Yeah why in the hell did I date you!!!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I get mad at you, please just understand me. Im just being paranoid because I love you too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a beautiful night, we're looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate the show 16 and pregnant so much. There are 13year olds fighting cancer. Where's their show? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone else feel kinda weird when your computer asks you if you would like to continue unprotected? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
