Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
A wise friend once told me, 'Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.' — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“We spent days and weeks doing nothing, calling one another ten times a day to schedule our nothing-doing.” — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I still want Oprah to play my best friend. I want to spend time with Oprah. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“We can’t expect our gay friends to always be single, celibate, and arriving early with the nacho fixin’s. And we really need… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Mary Tyler Moore was a working woman whose story lines were not always about dating and men. They were about work friendships… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“A wise friend once told me, 'Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what _they_ wear.' His point being… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I had to face the fact that I had been using my gay friends as props. They were always supposed to be… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That must have been what I looked like to my doctor friend. That must be what I look like to anyone with… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a McCain-Giuliani "rage" ticket. — Tina Fey Copy Share
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of view, they were always Catholic and there were always four kids, two of whom were gay. What Wales is to crooners, my hometown may be to homosexuals—meaning there seems to be a disproportionate number of them… — Tina Fey Copy Share
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
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