I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No matter how Poor you think you are., If you have A Family, you have Everything & Rich. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everytime while hanging out with Friends or Family ; I feel like I'm cheating on Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You guys, some things are worth dying for like family and unprotected left turns. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Finally found the clitoris! Thanks to my family, friends and you guys for all the support! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are only 2 things wrong in family reunion. The family thing & The reunion thing. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You should never sacrifice three things: your family, your heart, or your dignity. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're like family to me in that I find myself drinking even more than usual when you're around. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Children : The child is God's gift to the family. Each child is created in the special image and likeness of God… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The British Royal family had to be Gujjus - Not paying taxes for life & yet smile & act as if they own the country. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
COMMITMENT Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Text me once, shame on you; text me twice and I'm going to burn your house down and kill your family. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I star you, you star me, we're a happy family! -This is what I'm usually singing while starring your tweets, guys. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My mom says to me, Honey, I don't want you to think I have diabetes because I'm fat. I have diabetes because… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I finally found it: Facebook is the family den. Twitter is the shed out back. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The British Royal family had to be Gujjus - Nice joint family living under one roof with an old Baa who refuses to die. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
