Drunk Quotes · Page 32

“Remember. Observe, assess and act. No hesitation. No remorse.”

— Steven Ramirez

“I’m so happy Sazed included me in his little book so that drunk people can curse by my name.”

— Brandon Sanderson

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

— Janeane Garofalo

And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine.

— Santiago Durango

It amused me to think that one can tell the truth when one is drunk and nobody will believe it.

— Francoise Sagan

“Her eyes were the color of whiskey and grace. Moments with her always felt like getting drunk on Sundays.”

— B. Devine

Glitter nails and curly hair. It's time to get drunk. Curly hair, she don't care.

— Anonymous

Ed Balls is like a drunk trying to drink his way out of alcoholism.

— Liam Fox

You don't know how to handle anything today, because you have to go to jail to get some press or fall down…

— Liza Minnelli

Amy: I never knew you drank wine. Doctor: I'm 1103 I must have drunk it sometime in my life. *takes sip and…

— Steven Moffat

I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the…

— Mitch Hedberg

The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of…

— Nicholas Culpeper

Life gives back what you give out. If you go around grumpy and drunk, then that is what life throws back at…

— Bez

When you're at a comedy club, if you're not funny, you don't work. People will let you know, whether it's by booing…

— Brad Stine

I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I…

— Dylan Moran

At other times it feels like being mildly drunk, or concussed. There is a sort of invisible blanket between the world and…

— C. S. Lewis

“How are you, darling? Your momma didn’t tell me you were in town. But your momma isn’t talking to me right now—I…

— Anonymous

You’ve got to be prepared for the names they are going to call you compared to your male peers… You will be…

— Courtney Love

“When the subject turns to abortion, cosmetic intervention, birth, motherhood, sex, love, work, misogyny, fear, or just how you feel in your…

— Caitlin Moran

When I got into my early 20s, I was going to bed one nightI was still drinking, still using drugs, and probably…

— Randy Travis

“You look different." His words, normally crisp,are now sluggish. "So do you," I say.And he does-he looks more relaxed,younger. "What are you…

— Veronica Roth

“One of the rarest and most beautiful things in this world is to meet someone who has the ability to intoxicate you.…

— Richie Singh

“And then, as someone turned the music up by the bar, I kicked off my shoes and I began to dance. It…

— Anonymous

I know people that have blacked out that I party with that dont do anything irresponsible. They just act drunk, ... I…

— Ryan Reynolds

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

— Joe Garagiola

No, officer I'm not drunk! The reason I'm walking like this is because I'm avoiding snipers.

— Green Monk

You have played enough; you have eaten and drunk enough. Now it is time for you to depart.

— Horace

There are only two types of people that tell the truth, the drunk and the angry!..

— Anonymous

“If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.”

— Brooke Bida

If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.

— Matt Haig

Human nature is like a drunk peasant. Lift him into the saddle on one side, over he topples on the other side.

— Martin Luther

Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today.

— Mark Goddard

I wasn't that drunk... Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula. e_e

— Anonymous

“All right, said Nick. Let's get drunk. All right, Bill said. Let's get really drunk.”

— Ernest Hemingway

“A brick could be used to support a wobbly table. Who got that table drunk, anyway?
”

— Jarod Kintz

I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.

— Terry Pratchett

I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, "I am a bulemic".

— Emo Philips

She’s drunk dialing contractors ” Chloe said to Tara. “Someone should stop her.

— Jill Shalvis

Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk.

— Poul Anderson

*Saturday Nights* Me: Online, eating, watching tv. Everyone else: Partying, getting high & drunk.

— Anonymous