Drunk Quotes · Page 30

Being sober while adults are drunk is probably the closest thing to hell on earth.

— Anonymous

It's Friday. A Girl Can Go To The Bar With R0.00. She Will Come Back Drunk And Having More Than R100.00

— Sabelo Lan Mashabela

“I felt drunk on Chase and high on summertime. Why did that sound just like a country song?”

— J.L. Weil

You don't hear about me being at parties, going out and gettin' drunk.

— Gary Payton

I was soooo drunk bro! - me using drunkenness to hide the fact that I like to bang fat chicks.

— Nikhil Saluja

Getting drunk is another way of saying you gave up on life

— Courtney Hayward

I was so delirious that I drank a glass of water, thought it wine and got glorious drunk.

— Will M Cook

“Two things a man can't hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love.”

— Aman Jassal

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have…

— Ernest Hemingway

[Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach... Dean…

— Frank Sinatra

“enough to qualify him as being drunk, and never so much that he couldn’t remember what he did the next morning.  And…

— Brian Harmon

“Tonight," he said, "we shall get quietly and thoroughly drunk...in memory of all that was lost. And on the morrow, I begin…

— Sharon Kay Penman

“I knew then I was going to die in the street without ever seeing Holly again. All because I tried to help…

— Steven Ramirez

Faeries are unaffected by alcohol, but much to her surprise—and the faeries’ undoing—they get very, very drunk on carbonation. Using copious amounts…

— Kiersten White

“How many beers do y'all think it takes before one internationally scientist turns to another and says, 'Dude, bet you twenty bucks…

— Robyn Schneider

The very dogs were all asleep, and the flies, drunk with moist sugar in the grocer's shop, forgot their wings and briskness,…

— Charles Dickens

My wife has told me since that I was hungover every mornng until about two in the afternoon, and from five until…

— Stephen King

The outstretched arms of Jesus exclude no one, not the drunk in the doorway, the panhandler on the street, gays and lesbians…

— Brennan Manning

My father's life was changed right before my eyes [when he trusted Christ]. It was like someone reached down and switched on…

— Josh McDowell

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have…

— Ernest Hemingway

I'm not for drunk driving - however, the states ought to decide. Different states have different penalties for drunk driving because they're…

— Tucker Carlson

In the long term everyone traffics in foregone conclusions, and in the short term they just get drunk. This is the way…

— Paul Neilan

“Where had he been? Drinking, obviously. Then she started cataloging all the ways he was worthless. On fool impulse, as his most…

— Charles Frazier

A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind…

— Tucker Max

“I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man.”

— Santosh Kalwar

I'm drunk and high at the same time/Drinking champagne on the airplane.

— 2 Chainz

I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes.

— Kathleen Madigan

You can't kill rock and roll without a silver bullet because she's a werewolf.

— Anthony Langston

It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving.

— John Lanchester

When I'm drunk I tell the cops the fires lit themselves I swear it, they seem to never beileve me though

— Mike Campbell

I'm a hop on the bus with Biz. Yo Brother let's get drunk and I'm coming with blunt after blunt of this…

— Layzie Bone

“Remember literature, Charlie? It involved getting drunk and getting laid.”

— Don DeLillo

“I may not know what love is,” he said, “but, by God, at least I’ve never gotten drunk by myself.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic.

— Ingrid Bengis

Well I got a bad liver and broken heart, yeah,I drunk me a river since you tore me apart

— Tom Waits

A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine.

— Karl Kraus

You're not DRUNK until u have to grab onto the grass to keep u from falling off the earth

— Joke Guys

Do not pay attention to the haters; they're drunk on Haterade.

— Anonymous

Yo! Party at Cindy's house! Drunk white women for everybody! -Shorty

— Scary Movie

You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't.

— Pauly Shore