Drunk Quotes · Page 28

I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles.

— Anton Chekhov

So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.

— Rick Derringer

My partner on a pill, my other partner drunk, rollin a lot I'm trying to get fucked up.

— Waka Flocka Flame

People are disappointed if you're not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk.

— Matthew Brannon

I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey.

— Anonymous

“Indeed, these are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.”

— Acts 2:15

I wasn't that drunk Dude you threw my hamster at me saying

— Anonymous

Kids make the best audiences. They're like drunk people - they don't mind telling you exactly what they think.

— Alex Horne

“After all, as Franco would dictate, everyone was going to lose their money at some point. You may as well do so…

— Christopher Byford

Heterosexuals get drunk and pregnant, producing unwanted children; their reward is to be allowed to marry. Homosexual couples do not produce unwanted…

— Richard Posner

The generalizing writer is like the passionate drunk, stumbling into your house mumbling: I know I'm not being clear, exactly, but don't…

— George Saunders

That's the whole thing with Israel. When they do things and nobody is punishing them, not even criticizing them, then that will…

— Tamer Nafar

I have drunk of the wine of life at last, I have known the thing best worth knowing, I have been warmed…

— Edith Wharton

One of my life goals is to be a best man. It's a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and…

— Aziz Ansari

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

— Anonymous

I have eaten your bread and salt. I have drunk your water and wine. The deaths ye died I have watched beside…

— Rudyard Kipling

I could scream down 90 mountains to less than dust if only one living human had eyes in the head and heart…

— Charles Bukowski

If a body could just find oot the exac' proper proportion and quantity that ought to be drunk every day, and keep…

— James Hogg

Acheron kissed her lightly on the cheek. "Rest. We'll be back when he needs you." He watched her climb into bed before…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Not to mention, we’re using you for bait. (Syn) Are you that drunk? (Nykyrian) What? I wasn’t supposed to tell her that?…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I believe that in your heart you already know something is profoundly wrong. When bartenders are responsible for drunk drivers' acts, and…

— Charlton Heston

I had been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who got drunk - and I would have…

— Winston Churchill

This is the fairest picture on our planet, the most enchanting to look upon, the most satisfying to the eye and spirit.…

— Mark Twain

Your insult has offended me. If we were at the Peaks, we would have to duel in traditional alil'tiki'i fashion." "Which is…

— Brandon Sanderson

The problem wiv some blokes is that wen they ain't drunk, they're sober.

— William Butler Yeats

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

— William Butler Yeats

I used to get drunk in venues after my shows and sign the walls "Ed was here." So if you see that,…

— Ed Sheeran

Yo' bitch chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home.

— Anonymous

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.

— Shmuel Yosef Agnon

Being drunk - 10 points Being in Liverpool - minus 20 points.

— Anonymous

There's a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.

— M. F. K. Fisher

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

— Ambrose Bierce

What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water!

— Douglas Adams

It's two a.m. and I'm drunk again, and it's heavy on my mind. I could never love again, so much as I…

— Dave Matthews Band

If I had listened to the critics I'd have died drunk in the gutter

— Anton Chekhov

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

— Richard Burton

Drunk on the cock, never been harder. We light things up like a fucking fire starter.

— 360

I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.

— Ernest Hemingway

Sit, be still, and listen, because you're drunk and we're at the edge of the roof.

— Rumi

As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level.

— Ray Romano