When my agent called me up and said, "Do you want to be in a movie called Sharknado?" I said, "What is… — John Heard Copy Share Image
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind. — George Grosz Copy Share Image
I've drunk Amazon's free Diet Coke. Nothing makes more sense to me than a company trying to make bookselling into a profitable… — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk. — Alben W. Barkley Copy Share Image
“The country was a dreamland; and perhaps it even reminded my wife's grandfather of the night he woke up drunk in his… — Tod Wodicka Copy Share Image
A good book is always on tap; it may be decanted and drunk a hundred times, and it is still there for… — Holbrook Jackson Copy Share Image
And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk… — Al Purdy Copy Share Image
I'm not raging drunk when I play. I just like to relax. Sometimes I stop and I tell people "I'm sorry, I'm… — Chuck Mosley Copy Share Image
I did 40 voices for Chris Wedge, the director of the first film, before coming up with the version we used. He… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard. — David Gest Copy Share Image
I look like a down-and-out drunk who has been picked out of the gutter in the Strand. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“Thank god for Vegas. Seriously. A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull away (from LA, not… — Christy Heron Copy Share Image
The big elephant sitting in the corner is that George W. Bush is simply unqualified for the job. What's his accomplishment? That… — Ron Reagan Copy Share Image
I'm not really the party person. I don't 'become myself' once I'm drunk. I don't use alcohol to be happy. — Jessie J Copy Share Image
He looked into the crowd for approval, saw his mother and father. He waved and they waved back. Smiles and Indian teeth.… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
Why is it that we all - myself included - believe these stories? Why are we so quick to assume that the… — Bruce Schneier Copy Share Image
I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like… — Max von Sydow Copy Share Image
“Am I making something worth while? I’m not sure. I write and I sing and I hear words from time to time… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
