People are disappointed if you're not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk. — Matthew Brannon Copy Share Image
Half-drunk on well-creamed gas station coffee and the exhilarating loneliness of a freeway in nighttime... — John Green Copy Share Image
“She smiled at him like a freshman invited to the senior prom. It made my blood boil.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
“The tragedy of Dionysus: Wear a black robe at night, and white you’ll wear by morning; but wear a purple robe to… — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
Hey grab a cold drink...Sit back…Kick your feet up...and breath and relax! KARMA here and the bitch is drunk! :O) — Rosie Hernandez Copy Share Image
It’s perfectly natural for me to sit down and talk about meditating and spiritual practice with my friends. But then I realize,… — Moby Copy Share Image
I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert, but I was too drunk and ended… — Jim Coleman Copy Share Image
There is something about safari life that makes you forget all your sorrows and feel as if you had drunk half a… — Isak Dinesen Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit… — Margot Leitman Copy Share Image
All the chicks who act crazy love it .Them chicks who stay blunted. Drunk in the middle of the dancefloor like, "Fuck… — Jean Grae Copy Share Image
What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen… — Sitting Bull Copy Share Image
Look. Every partisan in every party has to learn one thing: Sometimes your people are wrong. To paraphrase an old retort, saying… — James Lileks Copy Share Image
... Wild Bill had his faults, grievous ones, perhaps ... He would get drunk, gamble, and indulge in the general licentiousness characteristic… — Jack Crawford Copy Share Image
“She was not undamaged, however, and she knew it. No food or drink had passed her lips, but she had drunk deep… — Frances Hardinge Copy Share Image
I read something once that when you're online, your inhibitions are lowered to the state where you've had three drinks. Once you… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Drunk people, loud people, obvious and angry people, people stammering and stumbling, spilling drinks and scarfing small burned sausages and cheese cubes… — Paul Theroux Copy Share Image
I took Alexey Brodovitch course at the New School. He taught me something that I've always remembered: After we did the initial… — Jerry Schatzberg Copy Share Image
“I have memories from my time in high altitude astronomy of being euphoric and giddy after discharging large amounts of industrial gas… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
He hated it when adults told him he only felt the way he did because he was young. As if being young… — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards. — Michael Monroe Copy Share Image
To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory. — Brendan Behan Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk Dude, you ran up to a tree yelling, Look how big this piece of brocolli is! — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Asquith, when drunk, can make a better speech than any of us when sober. — Bonar Law Copy Share Image
And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, "Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful! — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
It's nerve-wracking singing in front of people. I think that's why most people get drunk for karaoke. — Emily Blunt Copy Share Image
I play to all people - all colors, all creeds ~ drunk, sober, everybody. — Frank Sinatra Copy Share Image
I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“You might solve a problem while drunk, but you probably won´t notice the answer” — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
I have often regretted what I have eaten, but never what I have drunk. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
I drunk 5 dosage of bioplus thought that I'll be 5 time active then every one else. I — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
