The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
travel never made a bore interesting; it only makes for a well-traveled bore, in the same way coffee makes for a wide-awake… — Peg Bracken Copy Share Image
There are people who have an image of me as being rude and inconsiderate. But I'm completely the opposite, because I was… — Slash Copy Share Image
So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great. — Rick Derringer Copy Share Image
And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, "Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful! — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
Burns had his faults, his frailties. He was intensely human. Still, I would rather appear at the "Judgment Seat" drunk, and be… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
I was a pretty straight kid when I was 15 - there was no drunk or drugs. — Shaun Ryder Copy Share Image
I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the 'history' I was told in second grade. But considering that… — Ellen Orleans Copy Share Image
It is at a fair that man can be drunk forever on liquor, love, or fights; at a fair that your front… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
Some comics get drunk before a show. I don't. When I get drunk, I don't want to stand in front of a… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What is more insane than to be partakers of the Sacraments of the Lord and not partakers of the words of the… — Saint Augustine Copy Share Image
I was once like you, enlightened and "rational", I too scoffed at lovers, Now I am drunk, crazed, thin with misery. No… — Rumi Copy Share Image
You can be a victim of a crime and not exercise great judgment. And when women have been sexually assaulted, they feel… — Claire McCaskill Copy Share Image
Rhymes, meters, stanza forms, etc., are like servants. If the master is fair enough to win their affection and firm enough to… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
I read something once that when you're online, your inhibitions are lowered to the state where you've had three drinks. Once you… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Be drunk with Love, for Love is all that exists. Where is intimacy found if not in the give and take of… — Rumi Copy Share Image
Coffee in Brazil is always made fresh and, except at breakfast time, drunk jet black from demitasses first filled almost to the… — Bob Brown Copy Share Image
Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see. — George William Russell Copy Share Image
Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Unlike some men, I had never drunk for boldness or charm or wit; I had used alcohol for precisely what it was,… — Frederick Exley Copy Share Image
In my view there is a level of human knowledge that involves just getting it right aptly. This "animal" epistemic level is… — Ernest Sosa Copy Share Image
On True Blood -- I've never told anybody this -- but I was so nervous and then I was so drunk that… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
Let every emotion be capable becoming an intoxication to you. If what you eat fails to make you drunk, it is because… — Andre Gide Copy Share Image
Well, once you get involved with bloodsport litigation, you can not only get drunk on your own greed but start to believe… — Jello Biafra Copy Share Image
