Drunk Quotes · Page 25

The claw of the magnolia, drunk on its own scents, asks nothing of life.

— Sylvia Plath

When Iam drunk, I say I love you, but thats because its hard for me to believe you are mine

— Aruho Marwin Machiaveli

He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care.

— Randy Newman

When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.

— Bam Margera

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

— Demetri Martin

“Pretend that toddlers are just people that are really drunk”

— Katelyn Perrier

I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump.

— Fergie

I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law.

— Ian Botham

I am a butterfly drunk with life. I don't know where to soar, but I won't allow life to clip my beautiful…

— Janusz Korczak

“What do you think? The last party she threw for you, you came home with an inflatable cock on your head as…

— Elle Aycart

The Lover is ever drunk with Love. He is mad. She is free. He sings with delight. She dances in ecstasy. Caught…

— Rumi

The story goes that I first had the idea for The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy while lying drunk in a field…

— Douglas Adams

I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was…

— Daniel Day-Lewis

I was once like you, enlightened and "rational", I too scoffed at lovers, Now I am drunk, crazed, thin with misery. No…

— Rumi

Even when a drunk guy, a program director, was slurring his words and telling me what to do with my career, I…

— Maren Morris

“I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk. [Mexico City concert, June 2011]”

— Chavela Vargas

Want to talk third wave feminism, you could cite Ariel Levy and the idea that women have internalized male oppression. Going to…

— Chuck Palahniuk

If you want someone to be ignored then build a life-size bronze statue of them and stick it in the middle of…

— Banksy

The Town Hall Pub on a Wednesday night was just regulars anyway, so we could play whatever. Worst case scenario, it would…

— Josh Young

I feel like there's not this black-and-white division between concert hall music and music that bands play in a bar. I don't…

— Missy Mazzoli

“I guess in my beer-soaked mind it would all just magically work out, and she'd be so happy to see me she'd…

— Rachel Caine

Dont kid yourself into thinking that drinking will make your life more exciting unless, of course, your definition of exciting is making…

— Melchor Lim

“So they gave me love in form of poison and tiny little pills, programming my emotions, teaching me how to feel. To…

— Charlotte Eriksson

It's never been about trying to look well-behaved. It's just how I am. I guess it's a weird thing to be 19…

— Taylor Swift

Our hearts are drunk with a beauty our eyes could never see

— Anonymous

I have never smoked and have always drunk a lot of water, but cleanse, tone and moisturise every day? No way!

— Tori Amos

“Miles, it's only morning and you're already drunk." "No, I'm not," I weakly protested. "I'm just thirsty.”

— Rex Pickett

Oh you’re heist-drunk Kitty Kat. And you have been since the Henley.

— Ally Carter

“I'll show you an imaginative re-creation, my fist imaginatively re-creating your fucken face for starters.”

— Neil Gaiman

I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being drunk.

— Anonymous

Ever looked at your Ex and say; Was I drunk the entire relationship?

— Tebogo

“I'm sitting with my friends getting drunk again on wine, and I think about you”

— Kate Nash

“...don't you know there ain't No devil, there's just god when he's drunk...”

— Tom Waits

Most British statesmen have either drunk too much or womanised too much. I never fell into the second category.

— Baron George-Brown George Brown

Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?

— Knocked Up (The Movie

“I was nearly drunk on her scent before I even tasted her.”

— Meredith Wild

You never realize how annoying drunk people are until you are the sober one.

— Anonymous

I blew the lot on vodka and tonic, gambling and fags. Looking back, I think I overdid it on the tonic.

— Stan Bowles

I’ve never been drunk in my life. I don’t use recreational drugs.

— Paula Abdul

“When love intoxicates your heart, it is difficult for your soul to remain sober.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo