Drink Quote by Bam Margera

I will never have a sip of alcohol and get behind the wheel again. Regardless if I'm 300% sure that I just had a…

— Dak Prescott

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

— Dane Cook

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

— George Gobel

No matter how drunk you actually get.. there's always that small part inside of you that knows EXACTLY what you're doing.

— Christine Ramkran

I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes…

— Tracey Gold

Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.

— Anonymous

I hate being drunk when other people are not.

— Anonymous

I have never been drunk in my life, and I don't expect I ever will be.

— Rita Tushingham

The sad fact is that the vast majority of drunks stay drunks. There's a small minority of us who reach that fork in the…

— John Larroquette

And this should go without saying. That's why I'm going to say it: Drinking and driving don't mix. Do your drinking early in the…

— George Carlin

“if you are always drinking, you should probably never drive”

— Dmitry Dyatlov

I'm smart enough to know I shouldn't be behind the wheel.

— Billy Eichner