Keep your friends close and your alcohol closer. Then get drunk and insult your friends. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
There's nothing inherently interesting about being a drunk -- in fact, quite the contrary. — Heather King Copy Share Image
I have often regretted what I have eaten, but never what I have drunk. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
I drunk 5 dosage of bioplus thought that I'll be 5 time active then every one else. I — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
I am very good at keeping secrets, except when I am drunk, when I will tell you absolutely anything. — Nicola Walker Copy Share Image
All romantics meet the same fate some day. Drunk and cynical and boring someone in some dark cafe. — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get… — CharismaticsPresidentSarj Copy Share Image
I thought, When a man is properly drunk it is as though he is an a room by himself--there is a physical,… — Patrick deWitt Copy Share Image
“Kevin slapped a box of hot dogs down on the rock. “What the hell was that?” “A kiss. It’s something guys like… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“He patted my shoulder. "What's up with you? All of a sudden, you're bucking the system." "i got drunk and had an… — J.C. Isabella Copy Share Image
“You meet a new guy, analyze him, not good for marriage, not good for a relationship, not good for fucking, maybe excepting… — Irina Bors Copy Share Image
“and now sometimes I’m interviewed, they want to hear about life and literature and I get drunk and hold up my cross-eyed… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“He snuffles. Oh, no. He's not going to cry, is he? Because even though it's sweet when guys cry, I am so… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
You've gotten drunk on so many kinds of wine. Taste this. It won't make you wild. It's fire. Give up, if you… — Rumi Copy Share Image
It does matter where you go to church, it does matter where you worship, it does matter where you lift your head,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m having a real day of it. There was something I had to do. But what? There are no alternatives, just the… — Frank O'Hara Copy Share Image
I'm floating inside my skin. I could go on floating like this for days. Right now, the real world with its heartbreak… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“Am I better off dead Am G Am I better off a quitter Cadd9 C They say I'm better off now Am… — The Script Copy Share Image
I wanted to just get a job so I could have enough money for my own apartment and be able to get… — Nick Tosches Copy Share Image
“Carlos, what are you doing here?” she asked surprised. He was standing before her in nothing but a blanket wrapped around his… — Mila Rossi Copy Share Image
In my view there is a level of human knowledge that involves just getting it right aptly. This "animal" epistemic level is… — Ernest Sosa Copy Share Image
“Miranda!” “What?” She batted him with her pillow. “Hoyden! Are you drunk?” “I don’t think so. I’m not sure. They never gave… — Gaelen Foley Copy Share Image
I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“You might solve a problem while drunk, but you probably won´t notice the answer” — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
I once literally had a casting director ask my agent, 'Can she play anything other than a drunk?' — Carla Gallo Copy Share Image
“He had eaten as much as a travelling actor and drunk like the sands of the desert" Maxence Gilet” — Honoré de Balzac Copy Share Image
Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I'd love to be a woman for one day of my life... God... I would be drunk with power. — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
“Getting drunk with success and sick with ambition only leads to one route; destruction!” — Olawale Daniel Copy Share Image
“Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant. ” — Robert Hess Copy Share Image
I don't need to get drunk to have a good time... I just need drunk friends!!!!!!!!! — Shanice Love Copy Share Image
I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard. — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
As the witnessing deepens, you start becoming drunk with the divine. This is what is called ecstasy. — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
