Ever look at your ex and thought 'Was I drunk during our whole relationship?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're drunk the truth doesn't come out...you just stop being fake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate inconsiderate drunk people. So basically I hate all drunk people. Unless I too, am drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The moment I hit that pedal, I’m alive. And tonight I feel drunk with it.” — Katy Evans Copy Share Image
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
The Biggest Mistake Guys Do,Is To Approach A Girl Whenever They Are Drunk — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
“It is not the wine that makes us drunk, but the one who brings it and fills the glass.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“He was drunk, but this was something he’d thought about for a long time and needed no sobriety to express—just a listener.” — Olen Steinhauer Copy Share Image
I am drunk, seest thou? When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Lessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving is probably my favorite holiday - it's a day that's American to the core and it's a day that's all about… — Marcus Samuelsson Copy Share Image
Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that… — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
“today i received a postcard i sent to myself last week from another city when i was nearly too drunk to stand,… — Christoper Poindexter Copy Share Image
“Please, let me take you home. You’re drunk.” “I am not.” I shoved him, spilling some kind of delicious poison on him.… — Rachael Wade Copy Share Image
We do not know whether Hitler is going to found a new Islam. He is already on the way; he is like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a man go into the London Docks sober without means of getting drunk, and comes out of one of the cellars… — William Henry Maule Copy Share Image
“Alice opened the door when I rang. She had on green pyjamas and held a hairbrush in one hand. She looked wearily… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
Lastly, tea--unless one is drinking it in the Russian style--should be drunk WITHOUT SUGAR. I know very well that I am in… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
When you have really exhausted an experience you always reverence and love it. The two things that nearly all of us have… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!” “Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to… — Christina Engela Copy Share Image
I know one gay ex-Mormon who is a talented, self-destructive alcoholic. Whenever he is drunk and going on a tear, we are… — Andrew Solomon Copy Share Image
So what we get drunk, so what we smoke weed. We're just having fun, we don't care who sees. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
It's okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel. — Vidal Sassoon Copy Share Image
My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains/ My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drunk with the joy of singing I forget myself and call thee friend who art my lord. — Rabindranath Tagore Copy Share Image
But when the dust has drunk the blood of men, no resurrection comes for one who's dead. — Aeschylus Copy Share Image
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy lift it up, lets make a toasta Lets get drunk, its gon bring us closa Don't I look like a HalleBerry… — Missy Elliot Copy Share Image
We are men on a budget. I mean, why go all the way to Amsterdam when you can just go to Harry… — Anthony Langston Copy Share Image
I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
If you can't control yourself when you're drunk then why are you drinking... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
