Drunk Quote by Tucker Max Download Open image “We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating.” — Tucker Max ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drunk Eating Mcdonalds
If bars don't serve drunk people, I dont think McDonald's should be able to serve fat people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If bars arent allowed to serve drunk people, then why is McDonalds still allowed to serve fat people? — Jimmy Tibs Copy Share Image
McDonald's is over with. But chips and candy and stuff, it's going to be hard to get away from that. — Derrick Rose Copy Share Image
The biggest threat to McDonald's lies within - and that is us as a company becoming complacent. There are a lot of companies that… — Charlie Bell Copy Share Image
Because we only feed in the United States less than 1 per cent of the meals, most of them are eaten elsewhere. Most meals… — Jim Cantalupo Copy Share Image
It drives people nuts that I take them to McDonald's all the time. — Kenneth C. Griffin Copy Share Image
“We (McDonald's) are not technically in the food business. We are in the real estate business. The only reason we sell fifteen-cent hamburgers is… — Harry J. Sonneborn Copy Share Image
For an adult, eating alone at McDonald's is admitting a kind of defeat. — Jonathan Carroll Copy Share Image
I haven't always hated McDonald's. When my kids were little and I lived in the U.S., they were as susceptible as anyone to Happy… — Margaret Heffernan Copy Share Image
McDonalds isn't as bad for the kids as everyone is making it to be, after they eat that greasy burger and fries, they are… — Courtney G Copy Share Image
No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
It used to be that companies with industrial economies of scale created business success. Now, success will come from the information economies of scale,… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits of my… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
There is no number or level of success that would make me think, 'Wow, I didn't think that was possible.' — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“Girl3 "You don't have to be a jerk" SlingBlade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick about it.” — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
High school sucked. It was a universal truth, and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life was probably… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
Ye youths and virgins, when your generous blood Has drunk the warmth of fifteen summers, now The loves invite; now to new rapture wakes… — John Armstrong Copy Share Image
Husband comes home drunk and breaks crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor. Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. ... — Mazher (@mazher50 Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Curiously, the righteous Pharisees had little historical impact, save for a brief time in a remote corner of the Roman Empire. But Jesus' disciples… — Philip Yancey Copy Share Image
“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!” “Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to keep his… — Christina Engela Copy Share Image
“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it doesn’t matter.… — Benjamin Hale Copy Share Image
“Well, make up your mind. I don’t have all night.” Fidelia set her beer on the porch and removed a set of keys from… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
I have so strong a sense of creation, of tomorrow, that I cannot get drunk, knowing I will be less alive, less well, less… — Anais Nin Copy Share Image
“Eleven o'clock had come and gone. I had to find a way to bring this conversation to a successful conclusion and get out of… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Keith was just bringing the glass to his lips when Adrian said, "Mmm. O positive, my favorite." Keith sprayed out the wine he'd just… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
