Drunk people Quote by Jimmy Tibs

If bars don't serve drunk people, I dont think McDonald's should be able to serve fat people.

— Anonymous

We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating.

— Tucker Max

Because we only feed in the United States less than 1 per cent of the meals, most of them are eaten elsewhere. Most meals…

— Jim Cantalupo

“We (McDonald's) are not technically in the food business. We are in the real estate business. The only reason we sell fifteen-cent hamburgers is…

— Harry J. Sonneborn

Skinny people value their health, fat people McDonalds value menu.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you are not supposed to drink and drive why do bars have parking lots

— Ritu Ghatourey

In Texas, it's legal for a kid to be in a bar with your parents.

— Maren Morris

The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like.

— Clay Aiken

People don't go to bars they think are uncool.

— Jon Taffer

The biggest threat to McDonald's lies within - and that is us as a company becoming complacent. There are a lot of companies that…

— Charlie Bell

Why are kids obese? Maybe because burgers are $.99, & salads are $4.99.

— Anonymous

Kids are not driving themselves to McDonalds. It's not about kids and their choices. It's about parents and their choices.

— Bill Vaughan