There's a lot of people who don't understand the touring and the party scene and it's like, go to bed late, wake… — Sam Hughes Copy Share Image
“watched as they flashed clips of people dancing, bartenders fixing whatever drink was en vogue, and a montage of interviews with delighted… — Amber Lynn Natusch Copy Share Image
“Drunk people, loud people, obvious and angry people, people stammering and stumbling, spilling drinks and scarfing small burned sausages and cheese cubes… — Paul Theroux Copy Share Image
When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do stand up, it's… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
The only difference between those who are drunk and those who are not is that, Drunk people talk openly and Others just… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
It's progress I think, that science has joined philosophy, metaphysics & religion as subjects drunk people argue about in bars. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never had something - like, you know, drunk people have tried to do that to me, and I instantly shut it… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
I think there should be a built in Breathalyzer on twitter so drunk people can't sign in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit… — Margot Leitman Copy Share Image
You never realize how annoying drunk people are until you are the sober one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drunk people make me nervous because I'm afraid they will hurt me, break my stuff or say truths to me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If bars arent allowed to serve drunk people, then why is McDonalds still allowed to serve fat people? — Jimmy Tibs Copy Share Image
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God mad a mistake. I mean, drunk people run stop signs, high people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
