I think there should be a built in Breathalyzer on twitter so drunk people can't sign in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Babies are like innocent, little drunk people, pissing and shitting and puking wherever the fuck they want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered. — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
Kids make the best audiences. They're like drunk people - they don't mind telling you exactly what they think. — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
You never realize how annoying drunk people are until you are the sober one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If bars arent allowed to serve drunk people, then why is McDonalds still allowed to serve fat people? — Jimmy Tibs Copy Share Image
The only difference between those who are drunk and those who are not is that, Drunk people talk openly and Others just… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God mad a mistake. I mean, drunk people run stop signs, high people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“watched as they flashed clips of people dancing, bartenders fixing whatever drink was en vogue, and a montage of interviews with delighted… — Amber Lynn Natusch Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit… — Margot Leitman Copy Share Image
If someone opens a glorious Scotch or a bottle of wine, it's no more than a whimsy, but after nearly 40 years… — Martin Shaw Copy Share Image
When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do stand up, it's… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
I've never had something - like, you know, drunk people have tried to do that to me, and I instantly shut it… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
“Drunk people, loud people, obvious and angry people, people stammering and stumbling, spilling drinks and scarfing small burned sausages and cheese cubes… — Paul Theroux Copy Share Image
There's a lot of people who don't understand the touring and the party scene and it's like, go to bed late, wake… — Sam Hughes Copy Share Image
I feel like there's not this black-and-white division between concert hall music and music that bands play in a bar. I don't… — Missy Mazzoli Copy Share Image
“Am I drunk?" he asked Crewcut. "You're not drunk, Boss," Crewcut replied. "How could a superior individual like you be drunk? People… — Mo Yan Copy Share Image
I will say that going to these meetings and things, you know, I thought that, you know, be in a room with… — Lynda Carter Copy Share Image
“He moved his lips to my cheek, to my ear, back to my mouth. I had never been kissed like this in… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
I hate inconsiderate drunk people. So basically I hate all drunk people. Unless I too, am drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's progress I think, that science has joined philosophy, metaphysics & religion as subjects drunk people argue about in bars. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drunk people make me nervous because I'm afraid they will hurt me, break my stuff or say truths to me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
