Drunk Quotes · Page 21

“Leave with the one you came with, unless he’s a drunk—then find your own way home.”

— Jenny Han

“Sometimes, when inspiration runs dry, I drink classical music until my words spill out.”

— Kamand Kojouri

Listening to drunk people while being sober is entertaining.

— Anonymous

“I have never loved like I love you. You've got to know this. My silly drunk girl.”

— Jessica Topper

If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val

— Orson Scott Card

For some reason, cats are usually addressed familiarly, though no cat has ever drunk bruderschaft with anyone.

— Mikhail Bulgakov

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

— Winston Churchill

“God might have been either drunk or naughty when he was creating women.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde…

— Anonymous

It isn't chic for women to be drunk. Men drunks are more excusable, more easily absolved, but why? It must be thought…

— Margaret Atwood

“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Are you drunk?” “I think I am.” He had to concentrate not to slur. “And you’re not wearing pants?” “I’m not ready…

— James S.A. Corey

“Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But…

— John Green

Jazz is capable of doing much more than depicting the dope fiend and the drunk and the slinky gal. In our show…

— Henry Mancini

How much for the bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get so drunk…

— Wiz Khalifa

I don't belong to any club or group. I don't fish, cook, dance, endorse books, sign books, co-sign declarations, eat oysters, get…

— Vladimir Nabokov

I know if I don't look after myself, I will be talking to you in a couple of years' time mumbling my…

— Anthony Joshua

“Oh,for God's sake," I scolded myself, channeling Frankie. "It's just a French session.It's just a French session with a cute guy.It's just…

— Melissa Jensen

It is difficult to feel sympathy for these people. It is difficult to regard some bawdy drunk and see them as sick…

— Russell Brand

“Forget about your lists and do what you can because that’s all you can do. Phone up the people you miss and…

— pleasefindthis

I consider myself to be a true friend of the Israeli people. But I define friendship as someone who takes care of…

— Scott Ritter

I was once doing a book signing and a man came up to me and said that he gave classes to people…

— Martha Stout

“All I want is some man to take delight in me. 5:30? 6:30 A.M. as usual, no cigs. Better a maudlin drunk…

— Maryse Holder

I used to love slapping people in the face when I was drunk. I thought it was really funny, so I did…

— Lara Stone

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk, that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.

— Jackana

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

— Bette Midler

I'm just funnier when I'm drunk. Not falling-down drunk, just drunk enough to lose the self-doubt.

— Doug Stanhope

“When you get drunk you don't tear anything apart except yourself.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

I think Shakespeare got drunk after he finished King Lear. That he had a ball writing it.

— Louis Auchincloss

Always getting in trouble for my drunk texts . Seemed like a good idea then.

— Anonymous

In the spiritual journey, you cannot be a wine taster, you have to become a drunk.

— Mooji

I'm never drunk. I do drink but never more than a glass or two of wine a day if that.

— Andrew Adonis, Baron Adonis

Yes, I'm drunk. But you are beautiful. And tomorrow morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be beautiful.

— Anonymous

My wedding will be a great party where I can get drunk and have a good time.

— Anna Faris

I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover. I'll love you forever, forever is over.

— AngelicaC

A woman's got as much right -and more cause - to get drunk than any man

— Shelagh Delaney

Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.

— Eugene Mirman

I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.

— Charles Bukowski

Drunk in love beyonce ////// this my shit I love this song

— Shiajohnson123

I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.

— Leslie Jamison