My wedding will be a great party where I can get drunk and have a good time. — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it. — Guy Davenport Copy Share Image
When people are really drunk they have a propensity to harm themselves and others - they fall off buildings, they drive into… — Emily Yoffe Copy Share Image
I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time.… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing worse than delivering bad news to women. I hoped I wouldn’t get good at it.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
I am the dust in the sunlight, I am the ball of the sun . . . I am the mist of… — Rumi Copy Share Image
If you don't feel strong desires for the manifestation of the glory of God, it is not because you have drunk deeply… — John Piper Copy Share Image
There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I frowned at the list. “So… I’ll go back and tell the Traynors that I’m going to get their suicidal quadriplegic son… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
When I might be on a business trip, a lot of people are partying and they may be drunk or under the… — Gucci Mane Copy Share Image
I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions. — Leslie Jamison Copy Share Image
I try to make myself, and subsequently the audience, as uncomfortable as possible, whether it's completely desecrating a song they thought was… — J. Tillman Copy Share Image
“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, but why does Claire know how to take a punch? I'm not sure I like where this is going," Carter… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
Tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens! — Harry Nilsson Copy Share Image
When you once attribute effects to the will of a personal God, you have let in a lot of little gods and… — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
When I am introduced as someone from New Orleans, people sometimes say: "I'm so sorry." New Orleans. I'm so sorry. That's not… — Chris Rose Copy Share Image
