I've been at Amazon for almost 20 years at this point, so I've obviously drunk the Kool-Aid. — Andy Jassy Copy Share Image
Trusting the government with money creation is like trusting a drunk with a whiskey factory. — Doug Casey Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry, what did you say? I’m not fluent in stupid drunk slut” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
Written kisses don't reach their destination, rather they are drunk on the way by the ghosts. — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
Touring with Iggy Pop was something to do. It was good fun. I got drunk a lot. — David Bowie Copy Share Image
I'd go and get really drunk somewhere ... in the street. Pass out somewhere and sleep in the gutter. — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
People should stop choosing their partners whilst they are drunk, on the grounds they must sober up at some point. — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
I know I have eaten more good food, drunk more beer and fine wine, had more friends, and seen more of the… — Andre The Giant Copy Share Image
One time when I was visiting The Vatican I got the Pope really drunk, and then while he was sleeping I put… — Greg Benson Copy Share Image
All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober,… — Tracey Emin Copy Share Image
Lordy, shorty you're a 10 and I wait for your drunk dials at 3:30 am, I love them. So call me sober… — Kitty Pryde Copy Share Image
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When… — Brian O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I don't party on weekends, I don't get drunk or sip martinis. I spend my evenings playing 'Megaman 3,' buster only, with… — Scott Cawthon Copy Share Image
Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold - in these are… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
“I make no excuse for what happened. Drunkenness is never more than a symptom, not an absolute cause, and I realize that… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
“The "pleasure" of being drunk is obviously the pleasure of escaping from the responsibility of consciousness. And so are the kind of… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
“He wasn't a happy drunk and when he'd had too much, his frustration spilled out of him in an angry torrent of… — Ed Duncan Copy Share Image
There's been times when I've been in really tough shape at the top of the course. Talk about a hard challenge right… — Bode Miller Copy Share Image
“Through several hours of revelry, I somehow got the idea that I could keep up with an English journalist. (Put English and… — Dyan Cannon Copy Share Image
“You’re still here. No beer. I’m not corrupting a minor.” “But you’re a minor,” she pointed out. “At least for beer.” “Yeah,… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
If someone opens a glorious Scotch or a bottle of wine, it's no more than a whimsy, but after nearly 40 years… — Martin Shaw Copy Share Image
“Art moves them and they don't know what they've been moved by and they get quite drunk on it.” — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
Drunk people run stop signs,high people just wait for it to turn green — Author Name Copy Share Image
When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs. — Robert Smith Copy Share Image
“After a long moment, Laurent said, “I’m going to need some help standing up.” — C.S. Pacat Copy Share Image
Now I'm drunk as fuck about to pass out, destination you're mother's couch. — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
There are certain instances where I'll be out and I'll be drunk, and I'll come to work and I'll be shattered. — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
A drinker eats when he's loaded. A real drunk eats when he's not. — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
“Smiling, he handed Landry the bloody aluminum bat Warnick had used. ‘Time to die, old man,’ he said.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
