The lancet fluke (Dicrocoelium) infects the brain of ants by taking control and driving them to climb to the top of a… — Darrel Ray Copy Share Image
“That is quite another thing," said Albert; "because a man under the influence of violent passion loses all power of reflection, and… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
Having been familiar with "drunk" once or twice myself, that lick just came to me - and yeah, it sounded very drunk,… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
To hell with the truth! As the history of the world proves, the truth has no bearing on anything. It's irrelevant and… — Eugene O'Neill Copy Share Image
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves… — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as… — Sean Hughes Copy Share Image
One journalist said that everybody in Russia is miserable. Russia is a terrible place. And I'm going to end up miserable and… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
I was in bar about 15 years ago, a relationship had ended badly, I was very drunk and I thought I would… — Moby Copy Share Image
There's a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk. — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk. — Claude Williams Copy Share Image
Do you find it easy to get drunk on words?" "So easy that, to tell you the truth, I am seldom perfectly… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
There's a joke in economics about the drunk who loses his keys in the street but only looks for them under the… — Christina Romer Copy Share Image
Daytime television, you can tell who’s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either it’s clinics for drying out drunks. Or it’s… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
As long as we are children, we have the ability to experience things around us--but then we grow used to the world.… — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor — Gina Gershon Copy Share Image
Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I'm not happy when I act this way. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
They think they're normal, because they all do the same thing. Well, I'm going to pretend that I have drunk from the… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
If all we ever sang about was how happy we are, we would be lying to ourselves. People try to escape their… — Amy Lee Copy Share Image
Geniuses are people who dash off weird, wild, incomprehensible poems with astonishing facility, & then go & get booming drunk & sleep… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
