Quote by Christine Zolendz Download Open image ““I’m sorry, what did you say? I’m not fluent in stupid drunk slut”” — Christine Zolendz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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