Quote by Erin Hayes

“Once again, she speaks in another language when things get awkward.”

— Gina Marinello-Sweeney

“Making a--new--excuse me. Did you say language?" "Yes." "What's the matter with English? Isn't it good enough for you, you incomprehensible little being?”

— L.M. Montgomery

“I speak two languages: English and Sarcasm.”

— Don Rittner

“I picked up a new language a few months ago. It was just laying on the ground, dirty, so I scooped it up and…

— Jarod Kintz

“That calls for a witty comeback. "Whatever," I say.”

— Susan Ee

“Sorry,' I apologized, realizing she was the sort of girl who got upset when someone used an unfamiliar word, rather than learning what it…

— Robyn Schneider

“I’m sorry, what did you say? I’m not fluent in stupid drunk slut”

— Christine Zolendz

“You will learn as you get older, my dear girl, that not everyone reads as you do. Not everyone has the same encounter with…

— Anne Rice

“She must sense we’re annoyed because she unleashes a flurry of words that make me think at one point she’s speaking in a different…

— Alretha Thomas

“You speak English beautifully, which means you can't be English.”

— Robert Aickman

“Relax," he says, "You're with me. I'm practically French." "You're English." He grins. "I'm American.”

— Stephanie Perkins

“If you love language, it will love you back.”

— John Simon