“It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water.” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
High as fuck, sloppy drunk when I'm passin through, rollin' dubies up, yo hoe who we pass em' too. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
This Weekend's Forecast: Drunk with a good chance of making an ass out of myself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like the feeling of being too drunk; I don't even like the taste of alcoholic drinks half the time. — Paul Mullin Copy Share Image
Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it. — Guy Davenport Copy Share Image
“You’re not going to campus. You’re going out to get drunk and play with other ladies’ boobies.” - Kye” — Krista Alasti Copy Share Image
“I was at a wake the other night and every man jack was drunk - even the corpse.” — flann o'brien Copy Share Image
She was a girl and she was a queen and back in the mists she was a woman who had seized the… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
The car crash that took the lives of these two lovely people has been portrayed as a traffic accident caused by a… — Mohamed Al-Fayed Copy Share Image
I was very drunk last night and I took a bus home. It may not sound like a big thing to you… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Well I am still not drunk" I straightened up against the pillows as best I could. "You told me once that if… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night, and some guy comes up to you and… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
“Common sense got drunk and giddy when Olivia was on the premises. Maybe he should just raise a glass, too, and dub… — Kelly Moran Copy Share Image
Praise not the day until evening has come, a woman until she is burnt, a sword until it is tried, a maiden… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
True bravery is to arrive home ... fully drunk.. a late night out.. and mom waiting with a jharu in hand and… — Sadie Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if you look a million dollars but everybody has their flaws. So that's why it had to be that… — Daniel Craig Copy Share Image
People like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves. When they get blind-drunk, cheat, steal, beat their wives,… — Andrzej Sapkowski Copy Share Image
I think a lot of us who had these oddly shaped childhoods, in some ways we're hyper-capable. We're able to take care… — Bucky Sinister Copy Share Image
I frowned at the list. “So… I’ll go back and tell the Traynors that I’m going to get their suicidal quadriplegic son… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
Ye youths and virgins, when your generous blood Has drunk the warmth of fifteen summers, now The loves invite; now to new… — John Armstrong Copy Share Image
“I was just going to call and say hi." "Give me the phone." I hand it over. Jess, despite her scrawniness, is… — Julie Buxbaum Copy Share Image
If you are passed out drunk or if there is a gun to your head, it is the same crime. It is… — Claire McCaskill Copy Share Image
She was sound asleep when he came to curl up next to her. She grunted. "Don't worry. I'm too drunk, I won't… — Anna Gavalda Copy Share Image
Cop: Ma'am, could you please step out of the car? Me: I'm kinda drunk, why don't you just get in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got married, had two kids, watched a lot of football, drunk a lot of pints, etc. — Chesney Hawkes Copy Share Image
You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens. — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone would say that he was drunk when he was aware that something or someone did not deserve him. — Aldyna Threesya Copy Share Image
