There's only one man really responsible for those events - Yahya Khan. Both he and his advisers were so drunk with power… — Zulfikar Ali Bhutto Copy Share Image
For some reason, cats are usually addressed familiarly, though no cat has ever drunk bruderschaft with anyone. — Mikhail Bulgakov Copy Share Image
I didn't want to be like a punch-drunk fighter, going around and reliving the big moment... — Greg Noll Copy Share Image
If a boxer ever went as crazy as Nijinsky all the wowsers in the world would be screaming 'punch-drunk.' Well, who hit… — A. J. Liebling Copy Share Image
It does matter where you go to church, it does matter where you worship, it does matter where you lift your head,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When… — Brian O'Rourke Copy Share Image
There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now. — Shemp Howard Copy Share Image
I love a massage and a bath. I don't drink - I'll have a sip, but I've never been drunk - and… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
If there's a celebration, I'll have a drink and enjoy that time with people, but I wouldn't be drinking to get drunk.… — Paul Mullin Copy Share Image
When I'm lying drunk at an airport the press call me Irish... but when I win an Oscar, I'm classified as British. — Brenda Fricker Copy Share Image
“Did you ever think it won’t be the undead who kill us, but ordinary people?” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
Love's the only thing I've thought of or read about since I was knee-high. That's what I always dreamed of, of meeting… — Ben Hecht Copy Share Image
“There are hours for rest, and hours for wakefulness; nights for sobriety and nights for drunkenness—(if only so that possession of the… — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
Written kisses don't reach their destination, rather they are drunk on the way by the ghosts. — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
Of lunacy, Innumerous were the causes; humbled pride, Ambition disappointed, riches lost, And bodily disease, and sorrow, oft By man inflicted on… — Robert Pollok Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if you look a million dollars but everybody has their flaws. So that's why it had to be that… — Daniel Craig Copy Share Image
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I am drunk, seest thou? When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
What's the difference between bulimics and anorexics?" I ask. "Anorexics are anorexics all the time," she says, "I'm only bulimic when I'm… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I mean, the more a man was in the Devil's power, the less he would be aware of it, on the principle… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“I am not collarbones or drunken letters never sent. I am not the way I leave or left or didn’t know how… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
I stopped drinking when I was 23. I kind of started when I was 13, so it was a 10-year run. But… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
