Drunk Quotes · Page 18

“You're a tall drink of half drunk whiskey, my pigeon toed gypsy.”

— Atticus

I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying.

— Elizabeth Taylor

Alone, I am drunk on my thoughts; in company, I am sober again.

— Mason Cooley

Tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.

— Anonymous

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

— Tom Waits

I'm that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays.

— Mark McGrath

Real talk my swagg ill , like a drunk driver, Blind niggas like A car with bright light's behind them.

— KRill

I don't get DRUNK before I play but I might get drunk after.

— Chuck Mosley

What will you do now?' I think I will become a monk and devote my entire life to prayer and good works.'…

— David Gemmell

“There's a reason people get drunk after funerals, and I suddenly know what it is: the flip side of sadness is a…

— Hilary T. Smith

Soccer matches in Europe have riot police. Metal is just people sloshing around drunk and sloppy and having fun, and there's nothing…

— Chris Reifert

Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!

— Morris West

Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went…

— John Leguizamo

My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a…

— Eric Burdon

And now we lookin like pimps in my gold Trans-Am. Got a water bottle full of whiskey in my handbag. Got my…

— Kesha

Belfastas uncivilised as ever--savage black mothers in houses of dark red brick, friendly manufacturers too drunk to entertain you when you arrive.…

— E. M. Forster

Honey, I've watched a lot of 90210. The parents weren't even on the show once Brandon and Brenda went to college. This…

— Rainbow Rowell

I’d ask you to hang out with us, but you’re not supposed to see me this way.’… ‘What way?’ I ask. ‘Drunk?’…

— Veronica Roth

After [Bill Shawn] was fired, I was going to the YMHA [Young Men's Hebrew Association] on the Upper East Side to do…

— Nat Hentoff

That image of the common drunk is a myth. There is a thing called a maintenance drinker which may very well be…

— Lisa Anderson

Guilt is also a way for us to express to others that we are a person of good conscience. 'I feel really…

— Tom Hodgkinson

Geniuses are people who dash off weird, wild, incomprehensible poems with astonishing facility, & then go & get booming drunk & sleep…

— Mark Twain

I write as if I were drunk. It is a process of intuition rather than placing myself above my story like a…

— Elif Safak

“Let me get this straight, Sasha. You got so drunk that some jerk tried to take you home forcefully. And then this…

— H.T. Night

Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free!!

— Leonard Cohen

I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM!!! By..Lula A.K.A SEXY

— Lmfao

“He’d drunk the “my government can do no wrong” Kool-Aid”

— Penny Reid

Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys.

— Stephanie Perkins

“I was a spectator who had gotten free admission to a freak show.”

— Steven Ramirez

The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings.

— W. Arthur Lewis

Let's confirm that we're getting pants-shitting drunk tonight.

— Anonymous

“Katenia, are you drunk?" "No, it's my breasts. I've yet to adjust to my new size.”

— Eden Ashe

I accidentally got drunk last night and now I'm accidentally hung over.

— Anonymous

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor

— Gina Gershon

One may be drunk with love without being any nearer to finding his mate.

— Henry David Thoreau

“There’s nothing worse than delivering bad news to women. I hoped I wouldn’t get good at it.”

— Steven Ramirez

“I'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to get drunk by 1 o' clock.”

— Lucille Bluth

I have written much less than most people who write; I have drunk much more than most people who drink.

— Guy Debord

Some things are better left unsaid, but I'll probably get drunk and say them anyways.

— Anonymous

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.

— Kurt Vonnegut